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jimmyjazz

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  1. "Hey, this chimpanzee wants to play with my kid, what could go wrong?"
  2. Love the thread title. Fenway (Boston). Let us know when you head to NYC: Yankee Stadium (the Bronx). Haven't been to Boston in a minute, but I have had some DAMN fine very thin pizza there.
  3. It's not very hard to figure out how recruits land at one school over another: $$$.
  4. jimmyjazz

    Burgers

    I'm not sure why anyone would eat that plant-based crap, but it does tend to cost a lot more than ground beef.
  5. I tried textise, it didn't work. Thanks.
  6. Why tf would you let your toddler stand in front of a goat?
  7. Oh look, an Austin Business Journal story that nobody can read. That's unusual.
  8. No, I'm laughing at your dumb ass. You're back to one of your favorite pet phrases.
  9. "carve out" DRINK! Annie's back! Dumbass.
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    Burgers

    This is the burger deal of the century. Seriously good 1/2 pound charbroiled burgers, $3.99 a la carte all day every day. $4.99 with American cheese. The place is called Bon Aire, just west of Burnet and 183. They also have shrimp, a few kebabs, toasted (cheese) ravioli, wings, brats and fries. The fries aren't worth it, get a veggie kebab instead. I'm going for the toasted ravioli next time. (It's a St. Louis themed neighborhood bar, nothing fancy, just a bunch of TVs, some decent beers, and a small menu. No takeout.) Bon Aire
  11. Damn. Flynn said Jones was gonna be assassinated. Crummy thread bump.
  12. Nah, she'll just take 'em out back to the gravel pit and execute them.
  13. Allergic to botox?
  14. I'd buy $30 of fish and chips plus pints per and give the rest to charity.
  15. Well, that's offensive. I much prefer Serbian midget porn myself. F'n insurance companies probably draw the line there, some sort of "pre-existing condition" or some such.
  16. That's so cool. I love hearing stories like that. Artists have real lives and sometimes things just don't go right.
  17. It would be one of the more justfiable gofundme-s I've seen. Medical bills + housing add up, doesn't matter which bucket they end up in.
  18. This could end badly.
  19. Next up: Shaq and The General morph into TrumpSure:
  20. Let's start with the obvious regarding the Trumphone and mobile plan. They wouldn't exist if they didn't make him money. Now, let's agree to set aside the rampant cynicism that Trump and company are banking on. They wear people down by design. Don't play along. What's that you say? This newest grift represents a violation of federal ethics laws? Why yes! Call it what it is and stop crying in the corner that nothing can be done. I am beyond tired of Democrats folding. Make yourself heard, loud and clear, over and over again. Fuck your "friends and family" you don't want to alienate.
  21. Did Kirk Hammett transition from grandmother to Michael Bolton?
  22. It quite literally becomes almost indelible muscle memory. The only confusion becomes "left foot first or right foot first?". (Most learn the latter, I learned the former.)
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