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MAUFRAIS

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Everything posted by MAUFRAIS

  1. Those fuckfaces are going to walk their dogs on all the fields and leave shit all over them.
  2. They’re affordable because they suck.
  3. That’s fucked.
  4. I can’t pick between the oh no anyway gif or the puppet looking side to side gif.
  5. Remember when Simms came to practice in a limo? Also remember when him and the 49ers coach and those other guys all tattooed each other’s initials on their ankles?
  6. If you’ve been buying tickets for the past decade as a strategy for getting playoff tickets, I would like to pitch you some business ideas I’ve had since I was a kid.
  7. Dare him to say that to the Washington kicker.
  8. So this is what it feels like to be rejected by Texas. I’m kind of understanding the horns down thing now.
  9. You will not replace us.
  10. The calculator is down.
  11. this is texas a&m osu. they got the golden hat, mine is the golden cap. they got the big tex, i got the big tek. we both got two great teams, but their fans have hay seeds.
  12. MAUFRAIS replied to hobbs's topic in Football
    “I never go backwards; I never look back,” Yormark said prior to the Big 12 championship game between Texas and Oklahoma State at AT&T Stadium on Saturday. “I enjoyed my time in Austin (last week). I embraced the moment. The fans were great. One thing I love about the fans in college sports, I love the passion. They’re showing their passion, and I love it.”
  13. MAUFRAIS replied to hobbs's topic in Football
    Yes I am a dumdum retard and still subscribe to the statesman. i use the sunday paper to light my grill. leave me alone. anyway, the composition of promoted stories and weird ads on the bottom of the page was amusing this morning:
  14. I know. And I’m so, so sorry.
  15. Yes I meant rank not points. Sorry.
  16. I’ve seen top 1/5 or roughly 8,000 points referred to as the estimated cut off. Don’t know where that came from, but hope that it’s true.
  17. They love you!
  18. And what do you mean by ABC store?
  19. Bob seemed resigned to fate.
  20. Doesn’t matter. Fired Jimbo.
  21. I’m glad Phil Leotardo is back to supporting the ags.
  22. Let’s celebrate this momentous occasion with a photograph in front of the vending machine.
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