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MissingInAction

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  1. Im in for an overnight stay if the camper bed is big enough for spooning.
  2. My car reminds me I have booze in the back seat so fuck this shit.
  3. Wanna get married?
  4. Don't kink shame me.
  5. I'm already here.
  6. You know that dude dresses up like a village people version of Boba Fett.
  7. I just like seeing precocious little shits getting slaughtered.
  8. I think its code for meet me at the glory hole.
  9. Where do these losers get the money for tickets? Payday loans?
  10. Dogs and cats living together.
  11. I know of one...in Montana.
  12. You just know there were some crazy ass sex parties during those times. Probably hd the best cocaine and booze ever made.
  13. So glad I haven't had to suffer the retards in an office setting the past 6 years. Yes, they are retarded. I'm not talking about intellectually challenged people doing their best to function in society. I'm talking about people who make a concious decison to be retarded. aggy.
  14. I'm your Huckleberry.
  15. My Juarez crew may show up. I never know.
  16. And I know that stripper at Yellow Rose was totally into me.
  17. We talked up some Zetas for the aggy tailgate. I think they were genuinely interested and not just being polite to drunk old hard legs.
  18. Lol it's yours man. I'll bring it to aggy.
  19. My intoxicated friend brought this back with us. The lyft driver was not amused.
  20. Taafe has been ass. Whiffing tackles and shit. I think hes still hurt.
  21. Popeyes staff would wreck their shit.
  22. So 10 am?
  23. I can't watch anything with Danes because she is my college gf doppelganger. It's fucking creepy.
  24. Muledick
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