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MissingInAction

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  1. Cool Hand Luke approves.
  2. My dog pulls that spin move all the time on other dogs. She's 3x the size of that thing. If she connects the dog goes sailing, if it dodges she goes in for the take down. 100% of the time it works every time.
  3. MREs will get you a beej on some bases. Or so I've heard.
  4. It would compliment the statues of other racists on campuses.
  5. Secured some nice lodging about 10 minutes away just on the other side of the bayou. Ill be there for 3 weeks starting the 28th if any of you degenerates are passing through.
  6. Me and @NorthLoop agree. I nearly impaled my skull on a jackberry stump while yrying to bring down a dead tree.
  7. More like OG 4 loko.
  8. If youve ever shot a sealed water bottle thats a good comparison to a head shot.
  9. I could hear the gravy and bud light sloshing through their veins.
  10. A tough watch.
  11. I will be out of commission for any outdoor activities for the next couple of months. F cancer.
  12. I'll be at MDA getting my tumor killed by radiation.
  13. She's great. If god forbid anyone gets sarcoma that's the Dr. You need to see.
  14. Its been 5 weeks since my last chemo run, and the sun still burns after just a few minutes outside.
  15. Was he at 31 flavors, Simone?
  16. I dont know what your skin tone is but my care team told my ginger ass to stay out of the sun during chemo.
  17. And then santa, and then the easter bunny, tooth fuck etc
  18. Secsecsecsec!
  19. Make your points better.
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