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MissingInAction

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  1. Ton of 6 7 bullshit at the block party, but also 10 kegs of good beer and a hot dog stand.
  2. You sunuva beetch!
  3. Handjob Cabin
  4. Theres a movie about a ghost that jerks dudes off to death.
  5. For about a week after my dog Amber passed I could swear I could feel her brushing by my leg every now and then. One night lying on the couch I felt her cold nose under my neck just like she would do to wake me up. Probably just muscle memory. She was with me for 16 years. Still seemed very real at the time. Grief is a very powerful emotion.
  6. From Halloween street party in Crestview.
  7. I would attend that.
  8. Tits too perfect. Wnb
  9. They should booby trap toilets and appliances.
  10. No booze until a while after surgery. Holidays gonna suck
  11. Radiation treatment is a bitch.
  12. It worked for me.
  13. This is gonna hurt the cruise line industry.
  14. Really need a barf emoji 🤮
  15. Are the white gloves to create contrast with the football? For replays and whatnot?
  16. Anyone complaining about $45 needs to GTFO. I easily eat and drink double that value at every tailgate. Also you should pay for your fuck trophies IMO.
  17. Now I must see this.
  18. CFB on it's way to Private equity fuckery IMO.
  19. I do that after sex anyway.
  20. I rode in a cart blanche once. I had a good time.
  21. God damn I loved that cartoon. Thanks for the flashback.
  22. I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
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