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MissingInAction

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  1. Watching The Alamo and feeling like Bowie. With less stabbing of course.
  2. Hes most likely driving a moron/maroon lifted ram truck with a back the blue and trump flag on the tailgate. The murderer got interrupted mid serial killings so his plan has gone to shit.
  3. On the way out some visitors said I looked good when i told them what I was there for.
  4. That would be the best Denzel i could do. My white blood cell count is near 0. A large gathering much less potential confrontation would put me back in the hospital i just left.
  5. I know one without kids but same vibe.
  6. I dont like games where i cant shoot my competition.
  7. And so the night of the long knives begins again. The "Night of the Long Knives," also known as the "Röhm purge," was a purge carried out by the Nazi regime in Germany between June 30 and July 2, 1934. It involved the extrajudicial execution of at least 90 individuals, most of whom were members of the Sturmabteilung (SA, or Brownshirts). The purge was led by Adolf Hitler, who was motivated by concerns about the SA's power and the growing threat to the Reichswehr (German army).
  8. You're correct about cumulative effect. Sleeping a lot more now. Probably 12 hours a day easy. Still eating 3 meals a day. 3rd round wrapping up. Bags are empty and the needles are out. Waiting on dr to discharge me.
  9. Im sure the latest naval submarine tech is all carbon fiber now.
  10. Cue an ice cocksucker getting shot, then an actual cop, or maybe not. Who can i shoot?
  11. Its by design.
  12. I wonder if my lame faderal security badge would move the needle with the ice cocksuckers if i intervene in an abduction.
  13. Twisted Metal with metal gear a close second.
  14. Im not home but getting reports from neighbors of DPS trucks trolling our neighborhood. Fucking cunts.
  15. Ill be coming off my third round of chemo tomorrow morning so im gonna miss this one. Looking forward to updates from the surly resistance.
  16. Stay within eyesight of cover like a tree or rock. Fat people are great for stopping bullets. Why you see giant fat ass body guards around celebrities.
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