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MissingInAction

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  1. Hide the salami is always a hit at step sister's home.
  2. I'm still waiting for the path report on the tumor extraction. Surgeon is confident he got it all. Worst case is I get fondled by the hot ass PA again. Ohh the humanity!
  3. That shower scene in Vacation tho.
  4. Dude needs to quit smoking. Cigarettes.
  5. Wasnt Kamala unanimously approved by the dlegates?
  6. I'm beginning to think it was all some sort of eugenics plan.
  7. I care for you. Would you like to get lunch sometime? I live straight across from the PCC where people wait in lines for hours to get the basic necessities.
  8. New recruits typically get sent to Korea for their first rotation. They get wifed then return to Ft Hood. At least thats how it was 30 years ago.
  9. The public sector DGAF if your dumbfuckery is confined to internal affairs. Once your bullshit goes public the consequences are swift unless you're a cop or a president.
  10. She called yesterday to check in on me. I wonder if she could tell what I was "doing". Catching the vonlane there and back for the appt. Just gonna get pilled out and sleep the whole way.
  11. How about step sister and step son?
  12. Queer had a completely different meaning back in my jr high days. It just meant strange, oddball, or out of place. Had nothing to do with where you stuck your dick.
  13. Sorry for partying.
  14. Wanna be my neighbor?
  15. Thinking about laying some metal tubing?
  16. Violent Night My new favorite xmas movie.
  17. I thought the preview was a SNL parody.
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