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MissingInAction

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  1. It was loud as fuck. I can barely speak now. During Texas Fight the aggroids would yell sucks not understanding they were adding to the home crowd noise. Dumb fucks that they are.
  2. Yea, the red ass in the cowboy hat. The one guy behind us actually provided some good football conversation.
  3. This is the appropriate response to any fat bitch making noise.
  4. I had to talk down a few youngsters being assholes to some old aggy. I said, please dont embarass yourselves and every Longhonr who has ever lived. An aggy nearby asked me where my ring was. Oh, I left it in your mom. Do you have her number so I can get it back.
  5. Had a crew of aggroids behind me. Their whooping is the most obnoxious ear piercing squeal of stupidity. The 2 INTs in a row cause me to dance. So I got my revenge making them watch me shake my fat ass in their faces.
  6. Too many aggy here
  7. Because aggy will aggy their season. It almost happened against the cocks so they are due.
  8. I forgot it. Also FYI theres a drug/bomb dog unit walking around so leave your stash at home.
  9. The reffuckery concerns me more than anything. It will be obvious if sec wants an aggroid victory.
  10. Bringing this back to the tailgate
  11. I'll ask the surgeon for some sweet tiger claw scars.
  12. I love this movie. It had all the best comedic actors of the time, John Williams score, Christopher Lee as a nazi, zoot suit riot, Ned Beatty blasting an AA gun through a house, incredible practical effects, and the list goes on. If you dont like this movie you hate Merica!
  13. Black Friday Assholes is a great band name.
  14. My friends daughter is about to graduate from aggy. She went there a bright lovely young woman and returned totally aggified. She has definitely regressed socially and intelligence wise.
  15. Well shit.
  16. My friend's husband brought his own towel. I was reppin with a Longhorn cap. Of course the aggy there asked me how tu was gonna do. I just replied that I dont know what that or aggy is. Put my cap on one of the red asses and tried for a selfie but he was too squirrely.
  17. Flight Risk Directed by Mel. May be my favorite Marky Mark performance, and Topher stays in his lane as a comedic actor. Recommend
  18. Good sausage
  19. Luna has something for that bottle nosed bitch.
  20. Thank you, seven. Your experience puts everything into perspective. Life. I am in pre staging now so who knows what the fuck comes next. Already not giving a fuck about work, and it's difficult to be an asset now. Everything you said here hits close. Thank you.
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