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MissingInAction

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Sponsored by lemonparty.org!
  2. Derka?
  3. I prefer sacrificing virgins.
  4. So, you've got a step sister?
  5. Helium! I was trying to figure out how you incapacitated your victims. If i see you at a tailgate with balloons I'll know whats up.
  6. Can you imagine elmo in a K hole, or is that whats happening at all times?
  7. Me at a crowded bar getting a beer.
  8. Hide the salami is always a hit at step sister's home.
  9. I'm still waiting for the path report on the tumor extraction. Surgeon is confident he got it all. Worst case is I get fondled by the hot ass PA again. Ohh the humanity!
  10. That shower scene in Vacation tho.
  11. Dude needs to quit smoking. Cigarettes.
  12. Wasnt Kamala unanimously approved by the dlegates?
  13. This is so stupid I nearly shit myself.
  14. I'm beginning to think it was all some sort of eugenics plan.
  15. I care for you. Would you like to get lunch sometime? I live straight across from the PCC where people wait in lines for hours to get the basic necessities.
  16. You are out for the world to see.
  17. New recruits typically get sent to Korea for their first rotation. They get wifed then return to Ft Hood. At least thats how it was 30 years ago.
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