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MissingInAction

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  1. I'm going to assume the Polish friendship was one of the special ones. In my experience those folks cherish friendship like no other. You're family whether you like it or not. Also you will be drunk and well fed. Very very drunk.
  2. Erotically specific. Go on...
  3. It so fucking stupid our minds blocked it out to protect us. If stupidity can exist as a form of trauma, that's it right there.
  4. Fuck dem bitches. Worse than vegans.
  5. Just paint a C-130 gold and slap his fat ass into it.
  6. With hair like that it's the only way that rock star was going out.
  7. I had no fucking clue there was a flashback happening. The editing blows.
  8. Just go ahead and deport the whole bunch. They've already given up.
  9. Germans smell like feet and old cheese.
  10. In other news I'll hit a solid month of sobriety at the end of the next cycle. I looked at my bank account today and was like wtf?
  11. They are incompetent at just about everything they try, except for fashion.
  12. The dinner sketches are played out. What do we get three of them every episode? Total waste of Goggins and Rockwell. Hope those two do a buddy cop movie sooner.
  13. Very nice.
  14. Seems like Italy is bad with foundations.
  15. 30% of the time it works 80% of the time.
  16. And that's when I realized ole QT is down with lady feet. Not sure how many closeups of Bridgette Fondas feet there were, but it seemed like a lot.
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