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MissingInAction

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  1. I've seen way too much ref fuckery in too many games across all conferences to give a shit. I'm just rooting for our boys to get sweet NFL contracts.
  2. Thats because your typical real estate agent is a bottom feeding window licking moron.
  3. Your servants dont use palm fronds to fan air across blocks of ice?
  4. Once the link to tickets goes up Ill put it on blast to my people. I think I can get for sure 5, but gunning for 10-15.
  5. I assume we get a refund if it gets shit canned.
  6. My buddy's dad called us both degens when we were in high school. He was right. His fat drunk uncle would add s to the end of every fucking word like squirrely Dan. Drove me insane.
  7. I have several Canadian friends and have been to many of their family functions. If you know Canadians this show will absolutely slay you like it does me. They hit every single stereotype perfectly. Not sure where they are finding the female talent for the show.
  8. Where is momma bear? She's about to go revenant on the person recording.
  9. Same. Well not the sober part but that sounds exactly like my own narcissistic mother. Watch the "Fishes" episode of the Bear for reference.
  10. If you are considering doing Marlows for Gawgja I know of several interested people. I really sold it during our watch party saturday.
  11. Really enjoyed this. Loved the single shot camera work. Several scenes gave me legit chills.
  12. Hold on a second. Is slorch commiting rep fraud?
  13. Going to Thanksgiving with a friend to her sisters weird house where family pictures cover every wall surface. That and they lock every bathroom but one with 50 guests attending. And in that one rarely available bathroom they put up one small bath towel to dry your hands with. It becomes a slimy jizz rag within an hour of people showing up. Bringing my own towel this year.
  14. I blasted through IT in high school. Reading that in the high school cafeteria got me a weird rep.
  15. The gata loss will be the never-ending black eye.
  16. Lol 4th and 19 from their own end zone and we fuck it up
  17. Are these Rig 12 refs?
  18. Ton of 6 7 bullshit at the block party, but also 10 kegs of good beer and a hot dog stand.
  19. You sunuva beetch!
  20. Handjob Cabin
  21. Theres a movie about a ghost that jerks dudes off to death.
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