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MissingInAction

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Back and to the right. The way his hands go up with clenched fists is usually a sign of death.
  2. I dont know what to think about anything. Could be our Duke Ferdinand/ Gulf of Tonkien/ Ft sumter flash point into hell. Curious what the shooter motivation was.
  3. Headed back to MDA in style.
  4. The Matrix. 3D fight scenes, bullet time, etc..
  5. My friends husband is into this dumbasss shit. Dude blathered about all his ducky scores or some fucking shit for an hour. I wanted to kick him in his uterus.
  6. I bet JJ Twat is a demon in the sack. Ive been to a couple cowboys games up in the boxes. Cowboys sucked but I got hammered on stash and woodfords. Those seats and the acccess to them keeps you clear of the peasants.
  7. Yea all the time.
  8. Pics or gtfo.
  9. A friend in high school got the nickname Capy due to his yuge planetoid of a heed.
  10. Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough.
  11. 5 years.... yea 5 years...
  12. Luna’s surgery went perfectly and I'll be bringing her big doped up ass home soon.
  13. Isolate yourself is the best advice i can give. Wear a mask if you have to go out. I FAFO the hard way.
  14. Yea I dont think anyone here needed help with that.
  15. I dont get the Jaggerson reference.
  16. Ladies love a smooth sack.
  17. You don't know shit about fuck, and neither do I.
  18. I concur - surly retard
  19. Atch cant read coverage for shit.
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