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MissingInAction

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  1. Theres another at Mueller HEB.
  2. Had my first blood transfusion yesterday. Muh globins dropped one point below the threshold to cause the visit. I felt fine until i ate a sammich then i was seeing spots and could barely walk. Glad i cant get uncontrollable boners these days. Might of killed me. A pint of O+ later and I was back in action. PSA: dont go to St Davids off parmer if you have an emergency. They were down 14 nurses last night.
  3. Dont try it in your honda.
  4. Luna likes shallow creeks and the first few feet of the beach. She cant feel light to medium rain through her fur, but hates heavy rain. Swimming? Fuck right off.
  5. I see this shit im calling 911. "Do they have weapons?" "Hell yes they have weopons and theyre abducting people." Buying a burner for this very reason.
  6. Dee looks.... strange.
  7. This one really grinds my gears. Especially since downshifiting is what gives you a quick burst of clutch grinding speed THEN you upshift before your engine explodes.
  8. Always racking a shotgun when it should already be loaded.
  9. Whats great about Andor is that its about the characters and the story. The star wars universe is only a setting and not the entire show. Its not about getting the minutia of canon correct down to hair follicle placement. People obsessed with that shit are fucking losers. They know it, we know it, everyone knows it.
  10. The sooner they hop on the roller coaster the greater the fall. What do they have like 7 Heisman contenders right now?
  11. Thanks. I couldnt remember the quote.
  12. I was there for everything but scuba.
  13. This is a war room! Theres no fighting in here!
  14. I tried flamin cheetos for the first time. Shart of pure fire. I clenched to save the recliner. The cleanup was agony. Every touch like a hot poker to my delicate balloon knot.
  15. I think some of you are projecting your boyhood fantasies of banging a mature Mirren. /nokinkshame
  16. Very sus.
  17. Gaetz gettin his child trafficking on.
  18. Has anyone called 911 when these nazis show up?
  19. I think chief may be Mike Johnson.
  20. Its all we have.
  21. Adding "sounding" to the list of things not to google image search.
  22. It rained my entire stay in Roatan. Lots of bar drinking and darts, cards, shuffleboard, etc. Also met many locals cause they couldnt do shit either. It was a damn good fucking time.
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