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MissingInAction

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  1. Bullets for weed. Good for packing a bowl when going out. Pack it, cap it, and toss in your pocket. Its good for a couple hits before you're sucking the lighter flame straight down your throat.
  2. Everyone of those cart cunts is not only a piece of shit but a fat piece of shit.
  3. Got denial of service due to traffic.
  4. I just sat at Fannin and Bertner for 15 minutes while the trolly sat in the intersection shitting itself.
  5. Dude! Fire totally melts ice! Fire is woke AF.
  6. You just kmow there was lots of Bud Ice fueled banging going on in there.
  7. Good to hear. Hitting up Kirby Ice house for ousux Saturday.
  8. Way too close to St Davids. Glad they were able to contain it. Lots of bed ridden people just yards away.
  9. Academy at 183 and 35 has a fuck ton of ammo right now. Just saying.
  10. As long as we get the AI sex tape I'm good.
  11. The thief should have got his ass beat. I'm sure the Lambda Chi pledges would have been happy to do it.
  12. I'm pretty sure the light scarring that showed on my upper lung in a CT scan was caused by these fucking things.
  13. As a fellow CPAP user they are never more important than after a night of binge drinking.
  14. The Walking Dead says hi.
  15. Wait.. Bryan Adams isnt Ryan Adams?
  16. Fuuuu.. tech tards are just as insufferable as aggy right now. They are seriously insecure tumbleweed trash.
  17. Nipple Sweat is my new band name.
  18. But it feels so good..
  19. Did you wake up with a dong sharpied on your forehead?
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