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MissingInAction

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  1. Marie Calenders or GTFO.
  2. The ceremonial shotgunning of Modelos will be in order.
  3. Get him a Surly account confined to the football board and cloakroom.
  4. I have no idea how Looch hides his fat ass. Must be in one of those shells.
  5. Hard-core episode. Very cool to see the crew of TOS come together. These show runners know how to stroke the nerd peen.
  6. Bwahaahhahaha! Maybe paying off their debt on payday loans. Or the title loan on their 2008 F250.
  7. If you wanna get freak nasty.
  8. If anyone wants to squabble I am down. Im on so many drugs I dont know my dick from a pickle.
  9. Are we on deck for Icepocalypse 2: Grid Failure Boogaloo?
  10. Trump walking into negotiations is like me walking into a strip club.
  11. Hiding in a box was peak PS1.
  12. Jesus fuck. Only surly dipshits could pick apart a fucking cartoon.
  13. Also the hand on the shoulder jump scare. Swear I could hear the scanner beeping sound effect in the lab.
  14. Keep the faith in your caregivers. They will find a way.
  15. 1/5 of the time it works every time.
  16. Loved it! I look forward to more hijinks from the eyesquid. Reminded me of The Thing when it emerged from the cat's face. The alien slaughtering everyone in a matter of seconds made me laugh. The only way to fight them is through controlled containment. As far as commercials Im subscribed to the disney+ package and dont have to deal with that bullshit.
  17. Did you see the sweater he was wearing? He was there for dick.
  18. There's no surly poster who could do anything for 20 minutes straight other than sleeping or drinking.
  19. Is the primary plot device thirst?
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