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  1. I had managed to never hear that word spoken until this tournament despite having read it forever. On the same note I'm always entertained at the beginning of football season when kids start hitting the field and their names are pronounced wildly differently than my dumb ass read them in my head throughout their recruitment.
  2. The Xphone Phive is going to be so hardcore bro! You'll login with your blue check credentials so you know it's super secure and totes legit. Battery life will be shit because they're going to use it to mine Bitcoin and train Gronk AI, but that's price you pay to be Xtreme.
  3. What the fuck are we looking at? Is this twisted AI? I can't even make sense of those shorts and what the fuck has to be wrong with you to have that fucked up distended gut to that extent? Taking tons of roads but not doing any of the working out?
  4. The only thing more disingenuous than claiming that Autopilot isn't a grossly overstated name for the capability is the assholes who claim they like turn signal buttons on the wheel.
  5. Does this mean we shouldn't get in front of cyber trucks and thoroughly wash our windshields, especially not at highway speed where there might be the potential for significant over spray?
  6. Left turn signals that go to red between protected and unprotected phases. You miss the protected turn by a second and you have to stop for no reason at all to immediately turn when it goes to flashing yellow a second later. So dumb.
  7. I don't think I'd recommend risking it to a single time lapse. I'd stitch several together after the fact in an arc. Also, to whoever was asking how to shoot it, the filter from glasses is step one, but you'll almost certainly want to drag the exposure down manually to probably minimum. Play with it, but I highly doubt your phone will understand what it's shooting on it's own.
  8. Too late to edit, but added because fuck Herbstreit.
  9. I made a pretty good Herbstreit sign for GameDay from the Butt Pucker Earthquake photo, so this thread hits close to tailgate.
  10. Teslas are aging Mazdas with shaved door handles and sans radiator. Except that one that looks like Jeremy Clarkson and crew welded together in a few hours whilst pretending to be on an Ayahuasca trip with the ghost of John Delorean.
  11. So is there gonna be a window somewhere? Do I have an excuse to drive to Arkansas and hit some singletrack Monday?
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