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Constant

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Everything posted by Constant

  1. Solid pick, Lee.
  2. My entire sports-conscious life has included Corso on Gameday. I saw his first mascot head and now I’ll see his last. It makes me feel old, like another piece of my childhood is slipping away. There aren’t many things left.
  3. We may never have another free and fair election ever again.
  4. Not a shot at them. People here just don’t care, so it’s easier for me to not care. No one is talking 26/27 recruiting hits and misses here. It’s a bit refreshing if I’m honest.
  5. Sliding comfortably into the top 30 on 247 with that latest pickup. Since moving to Illinois, I’ve found it much easier to support bad college football.
  6. I look forward to the Trump regime taking responsibility for any and all violent crimes committed in DC. We all know they are big on responsibility.
  7. Quick reminder this is the party of limited government.
  8. Perhaps the funniest part of the photo of this fat bitch is that you can clearly see his one-inch heel lifts.
  9. He’s really getting into leaving his all caps signature at the end of every post. Makes sense that he would also be the worst type of message board poster.
  10. Brutal day of golf. Enjoyed every second of it. What a putt. Congrats to Spaun.
  11. Edmonton is our kryptonite.
  12. Winning game 1 is fun.
  13. Sam Steel Conn Smythe.
  14. Pretty fucking weak hook there.
  15. She also buys her own planes.
  16. Get fucked, loser.
  17. Some kids get cancer while this guy walks around relatively healthy. There is no god.
  18. This lady commentator sounds like she’s reading a bed time story on some mindfulness app.
  19. I’ll allow it with the caveat JD Vance has to visit immediately.
  20. I’m moving to Illinois on Saturday and start new job on Monday. My wife and kids will follow after their school year is finished. New chapter has arrived.
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