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Disco Strangler

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  1. Anastasia? Cock block that CCCP sock.* I tuned this douche out during his FISA warrant (incessant) ramblings years ago. Delicious decision! Never looked back except when he causes rubbernecking collisions for this board. Does this comrade (and I mean that in the 1980’s Rooskie pejorative sense) even have any connection to UT? *alliteration bitches!
  2. We get those in SA (call and thank congressman hunt for his tireless maga greatness - here is his non-210 area code phone number). What is the end game - is he “campaigning” Military City USA” (TM) for people to somehow create a whisper campaign for a replacement of Captain Morgan as SecDef?
  3. Suckin’ cousin dick Kanye? Still 100% better than Nazi Kanye.
  4. They should try Devereaux Wigs. They are made with hair from dead people.
  5. In terms of continued American support, the state of Israel is playing a foolish short game. They need bipartisan allies but have completely thrown in with America’s far right. A generation from now, public and government support for Israel welfare is gone.
  6. Angela sounds pretty uptight. No wonder Ken got himself a slutty mistress.
  7. His Tech teams would have benefited from some trans athletes.
  8. Amateur guess based on past posts on this thread: rough earth snake.
  9. Fucker on the right just walked out of a Carolina wildfire. I have fucked some some lifeless apparitions, but Trump is gonna knock the cotton color out of Casper’s butt guts.
  10. Dollar off the cliff means bread lines and bankruptcies and 401k wipeouts. It also means that all professional sports and leisurely pursuits are wiped out. Maybe the dipshits (us, collectively) wake up and realize that democracy requires adults + effort. Who am I kidding? We are fucked.
  11. Watch out. Sounds like the kinda brother who might get some ideas from this week's episode of White Lotus.
  12. He’s wearing Kevlar or is fatter than a few months ago
  13. Because of his botched penis surgery?
  14. To me, it will always be El Golfo de Los Estados Unidos. Just the same way that the ComManDerS will forever be known to me as The Washington Football Team.
  15. Johnny: Teacher, what does "adultery" mean in the seventh commandment? Texas Public School Teacher: Well Johnny, adultery is what President Trump did when he raw dogged a porn star's worn out vagina with his mushroom dick while Melania was home taking care of little Barron. It's also what Ken Paxton does with his mistress because his wife Angela doesn't want to stick a finger in his butthole when she's sucking him off. Johnny: [insert WTF gif here]
  16. Careful what you whish for.
  17. I would rather torture myself by going to see Shen Yun.
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