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Disco Strangler

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  1. Podcast - drink democrat party - drink
  2. No more tears in heaven . . .
  3. Mistress would describe on the stand how she often put her thumb in Ken’s butthole while spitting a loogie on his nondescript wiener. Angela would write two pages of handwritten notes, pondering the true cost of keeping a man like Ken satisfied. The following Sunday, both Paxtons would return to Collin County, hold hands in church, and say a prayer of thanksgiving, sure that they are truly the righteous amongst us.
  4. Bring in Nate Paul to testify!
  5. That is how you humblebrag. *cough cradlerobber cough*
  6. Sit down Burt Auburn, you’re drunk.
  7. When you’re flying off to Spain But your butt guts can’t be contained (refrain) Catch a red eye to Barcelona Gonna regret the expired bologna.
  8. Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought his might happen to me, but this is a totally true story . . . .
  9. Don't Llano my Idaho.
  10. 1991 - yogurt shop murders? 2004 - no criminal prosecution of Listeater? 2008 - Who burned down the Texas governor’s mansion? 2010 - OU transgender cheerleader grooming the sidelines in Dallas 2015 - Texas v Ok State referee travesty? Where was Paxton? . . . . connect the dots! Wake up Sheeple!
  11. Back in the day, Kid Rock never left home without a little Bud.
  12. People are saying he was born in Calcutta. Where is his birth certificate? Is that how you do it?
  13. According to the newspaper in SA, this is Paxton's mistress. Angela Paxton photo posted for comparison. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php
  14. Well, when a married man and a woman (who is not his wife) develop special feelings for each other, they may form a relationship that becomes sinful and adulterous.
  15. Abbott ordered it cut down as part of his lifelong attempt to avenge his legs and floppy wiener.
  16. Can Texas haz a constitutional amendment vote on abortion?
  17. Ladybug cancer with a side of dingleberries. Add on a posthumous defiling of his corpse by South Carolina’s large pack of roaming homeless shrimp boat deck hands. Niece (hopefully an independent film maker or graphic artist/barista), while cleaning out his fabulous closet, finds trove of photos that detail explicitly the fucked up nature of his subservience to DJT. SC constituents make up whatever narrative they need to rationalize their past votes for the guy and will expect a naval warship be named in his honor.
  18. Has this ever happened to you? The men are wearing your wife's underpants and you can't be a man anymore, and you've got to be a little sissy and cry about everything, and then the real men swapped out your toilet for a toilet just for farts. Has this happened to you?
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