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Disco Strangler

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Everything posted by Disco Strangler

  1. Abbott ordered it cut down as part of his lifelong attempt to avenge his legs and floppy wiener.
  2. Can Texas haz a constitutional amendment vote on abortion?
  3. Ladybug cancer with a side of dingleberries. Add on a posthumous defiling of his corpse by South Carolina’s large pack of roaming homeless shrimp boat deck hands. Niece (hopefully an independent film maker or graphic artist/barista), while cleaning out his fabulous closet, finds trove of photos that detail explicitly the fucked up nature of his subservience to DJT. SC constituents make up whatever narrative they need to rationalize their past votes for the guy and will expect a naval warship be named in his honor.
  4. Has this ever happened to you? The men are wearing your wife's underpants and you can't be a man anymore, and you've got to be a little sissy and cry about everything, and then the real men swapped out your toilet for a toilet just for farts. Has this happened to you?
  5. Interesting, quasi-academic article on how 'retardation' originated as a word intended to replace prior terms about the spectrum of mental capabilities that had become pejorative. And how the term mentally retarded then devolved into an insult and has fallen out of use as a result. The Rise and Fall of ‘Mentally Retarded’ | by Rick Hodges | Human Parts (archive.ph)
  6. George Will is a RINO that has been sent out to pasture, but doesn't realize it. His 'conservative' GOP is dead and its corpse is rotting in the casket to the point there are bones and no flesh. Meanwhile, he dreams that there is going to be some Renaissance of conservative thought and ideas? Ronald Regan isn't walking through that door - the GQP wants Ronald McDonald.
  7. Sounds like something a daughter fucker might say.
  8. This is a war. Trump is the heroic video journalist and war orrespondent, documenting his battle against wokesters, protecting us straightriots from the pedophiles!
  9. This fucker got a law degree from Yale and is a worthless sub-human. Glad Yale was just my safety school.
  10. If it’s what you say, I love it. Especially later in the summer.
  11. Tips for the press to avoid accepting (and passing along) gaslighting: -why did you keep America’s secrets? -can you assure that America’s secrets were not revealed to anyone? -do you care about America’s military? -do you care about America? -why? -why should voters ever trust you with our military’s secrets again?
  12. 2013 - Shelby County v. Holder: this is 2013, racism is over and no need for cumbersome voting right protections . . . Decade of Republican rat fucking in Congress and at every level of R-controlled state house ensues 2023 - a 5-4 decision that shockingly does not put final nail in coffin of Voting Rights Act
  13. I have been a shitty ally, and too quick to use gayness as an insult among buddies. I am done sitting on my hands when others are voicing anti-LGBTQ shit.
  14. Can't wait for Texas Monthly's Bum Steer awards this year. So many self-owns by the Rs that it will be hard to pick a winner. -Royse City's Bryan Slaton (christofascist supreme) liquors up his 19-year-old staffer, commits adultery by putting his tiny, old wiener in her and then gets expelled mid-session -multiple R members of the Texas house (including the speaker) take the microphone during session to drunkenly slur their debate of bills -days before the end of the session, Rs appear to launch a coordinated effort to force Angela Paxton's adulterous husband to fight for his political life to hold onto the AG position [insert Animal House "oh boy, is this great!" gif]
  15. Who will win custody of the AR-15’s?
  16. From 9-11-2001 to about 9-22-2001, yeah.
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