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Disco Strangler

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  1. You said “rape” twice. Trump likes rape.
  2. From the WaPo article on Beto's cross-state efforts - Whitesboro sounds like a real shit hole. Things turn tense at the end of that long night in Whitesboro. Beto has stayed around to take photos with constituents. About 60 protesters have stuck it out, too, and a dozen march into the church. “Hey Beto, we’ve been waiting to talk with you!” says a man with a handgun on his hip. A younger guy has a semiautomatic rifle over his shoulder. Beto meets the man with the handgun in the church aisle and engages with him as he repeats a conspiracy theory that the children in Uvalde died because Biden and the Democratic establishment ordered that the police be held back. “I think you’re operating in a different reality than the one that we live in right now,” says Beto, only giving up reasoning with the man after he refuses to acknowledge that any police officers died after the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the U.S. Capitol. “I want to tell you personally, you’re not welcome in this town. You’re not welcome in this county,” says the man. “There were a lot of people here who welcomed me into this town and this county,” says Beto, as his road campaign manager Cynthia Cano ushers him out the door. “Beto, Beto, why are you running away?” protesters shout as Beto inches his truck through the throng. “Why wasn’t he in an electric vehicle and wearing a mask?” one says.
  3. I have a gift certificate to an Austin yogurt shop I’m sending you.
  4. This thread needs to be moved! . . . to ‘pee in her butt’ forum, with filthy, taboo and hypocritical details.
  5. He was once bravely willing to die for the economy (and take my grandparents with him). Not too late to take one for the team, Dan. https://www.texastribune.org/2020/04/21/texas-dan-patrick-economy-coronavirus/
  6. Cruz’ re-election happened in Nov 2018, 26 months before he acted seditiously by voting against certification of fat guy’s complete election loss. His evacuation to Cancun happened during our darkest hour, 29 months after he won re-election. RIP Snowflake. By the way, right now Texas has 28.6M people. Ted beat Beto (does admitting defeat make me a DINO?) by a margin of 4.26M to 4.04M. 30% of the current population voted in in the 2018 election. Not a presidential year, kinda like this year. Will more than 30% of our population vote this year? Let me make that goal my mission.
  7. Pro: Claims ability to balance on rope. Cons: East Texas Box Face. Bony knees. Verdict: WNB.
  8. The fact that Paxton is an indicted, seditious asshole doesn’t matter to the Team R dumbasses who keep voting for him. But, if they all knew he has been committing the sin of adultery with his mistress, bringing shame and humiliation to his angel of a wife, Angela? That news might keep them from pulling the lever for the dirtbag.
  9. America’s Player.
  10. Maybe we beat Nebraska by 10 -James Brown
  11. But, but, but. He loses by 10. -Surly geniuses (who also predict we have a puncher’s chance against OU/Alabama in 2022).
  12. What a pious and holy man. Wonder if he will celebrate by fucking his mistress.
  13. The parallels to Watergate are interesting: Nixon's "White House Plumbers" were a big part of his above-the-law operations, contributing to his downfall. Some of the Plumbers went to prison. Trump's White House Plumbers were frequently called in to unclog a rancid mixture of orange, greasy turds and pages of top secret memos that Trump flushed down his shitter. I am not sure which group of Plumbers had it worse.
  14. So, Kay Bailey Hutchison?
  15. My bad. That is Jenny Cudd - the shame of Midland Hopefully Jenna makes her cameo in one of our upcoming episodes of this miniseries.
  16. Bingo, the felon real estate agent, Jenna Ryan. The pride of the Metroplex.
  17. One statement Cheney made isn’t getting enough attention: multiple congress persons sought pardons before 1/20.
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