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Disco Strangler

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  1. Fuckin' loose seals.
  2. Doctor: We are going to need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. MAGA: Here's a pair of my pajamas. Doctor: OK. I am also going to recommend that you stop masturbating. MAGA: Why, is it affecting my vision? Doctor: No, so I can examine you.
  3. Why you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
  4. The world’s first Aggy Dreaming of sheep. Frozen in time
  5. I pray the extremist regime will collapse by next June. Theirs . . . Or ours.
  6. Wait till you see the completely satisfied look on Bubba's face.
  7. W. T. F. am I seeing here? Gives me vibes of this:
  8. Put some clothes on that kid. This is Disney World, not a Six Flags.
  9. She’s not as . . . Uppity?
  10. Hilarious that Cruz thinks he can whitewash his complicity in MAGA's descent into constant culture war, grift and lawlessness.
  11. Lifelong Texan here since born in Abilene in 1970. Lived in Slow-deatha, Republic of Austin, SA. Remember when we used to be “The Friendly State” with a mind your own business mentality. The state didn’t change but the Republican Party that has pretty continuously been in charge sure has. We have never really regulated business much. Same used to be pretty true about flesh and blood people (“Odessans for Decency” preventing Ozzy coming to town was an example of an exception to that rule). But, the slow creep of personal regulation is wearing this Texan’s ass out. Reproductive rights, small-minded towns with “travel bans”, what stocks you can invest in, what books your kids can read in school, criminalization of folks navigating personal gender issues, what websites a grown-ass person can look at, adulterers with the audacity of forcing the 10 commandments posted in every classroom, public taxes to pay for religious school. The list goes on and on, largely driven by a few oil-funded, religiously extreme oligarchs. The real dismal tide. I don’t blame any Texan for leaving. I think about it too.
  12. Skank ass ho? Wash yo ass!
  13. He should sue for $50,000,000. He’s been unfairly slathered with woke, bias sauce.
  14. If Biden did that? If Obama did that? If Crazy Earl of Crazy Earl’s Used Car Mart did that, there would be commentary, consequences, feedback. But the President of the United States of America did that. Today. Ho hum. In the new times (dibs on the phrase, I’m working in the details), US “journalism” will be punished or demoted for such laziness. That is the election pitch I want to hear.
  15. Holy shit, you’re right. No wonder the ultimate “throat GOAT” Nancy is going to gobble down the Gipper’s man juice! That tan suit! GOP has a Madonna / whore complex . . . and they are so frustrated.
  16. Hillary should make a statement that Trump did what she stopped doing after her wedding night and sucked every drop of gravy out of Bill's hog. Make him deny it. Biggest irony twist in the entire timeline would be Trump's statement: "I did not have sexual relations with that man."
  17. So, Trump sucked Bubba's dick? That's shocking.
  18. When MAGA sees a white president versus a black one.
  19. Seems like one party in particular continues to expand corporate freedom while shrinking personal freedoms.
  20. Or Sutherland Springs? Or El Paso Walmart? Or Santa Fe High School? Or Midland / Odessa shooter . . . .?
  21. This show ain't playing. Call the phone number from the chyron when Carol was talking to the politician on TV: 202-808-3981
  22. Never forget. The world's richest Nazi took a chainsaw to the most Christian, soft-power-advancing thing that the US government did. He personally funded Trump's second term with amounts that eclipse the largest political donations our system has ever seen. His sweepstakes to set up a lottery for lucky Trump voters was as illegal as fuck. He is a reverse Alfred Nobel, using his riches not to benefit all mankind, but to benefit himself without giving one second of thought to the wreckage he has caused. Just mere months after he chain sawed his way through our system of competent governance, he has moved on and assumes his reputation will recover. Not in my eyes. Anyone who runs on a platform of nationalizing SpaceX and Starlink and revoking that evil dipshit's US citizenship gets my vote. And Big Balls and every other DOGE cocksucker can go join Elon in exile.
  23. This one definitely belongs here.
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