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Disco Strangler

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Everything posted by Disco Strangler

  1. Los Campesenos! - Feast of Tongues! This song reminds me of Cruz, Cornyn, Abbott and every fucking boot licker in this state and all the fucking complicit (R) pussies that vote for them every cycle.
  2. You looking to throw hands? Chili’s on 45th. Tonight. I will be in the handicapped stall in the men’s room. You will want to bring a towel.
  3. I shot myself in the dick. In 30 days, I'll do it again.
  4. What year(month) into this presidency do other countries start leveling sanctions against us? We ‘take’ Greenland against another NATO ally? Our friends need to start slapping some reality in the face of our thin-skinned, geriatric tyrant.
  5. When is Stuckey’s gonna sue Bucee’s? Put me on that jury and some heads will roll.
  6. Look at the scoreboard. He ain’t in Cancun
  7. Even a couch wouldn't fuck HER!
  8. Surprise - Canada gets ZERO electoral votes. Because they will be a territory like Guam or Puerto Rico.
  9. Poor thing. I would give her 5 Babbitt Bucks. When you have been canceled for apparently no reason, or had your freedom to riot suppressed, or if you are a J6 pOlitiCal PrISonEr, you will receive 1 Babbitt Buck. One thousand Babbitt Bucks… equals an extra five minutes for lunch.
  10. Ah Hell - Los Campesinos! Romance - Fontaines DC Mahashmashana - Father John Misty Manning Fireworks - MJ Lenderman Songs of a Lost World - The Cure
  11. 1. Annex all of them! 2. Never have another Republican President or Senate or House. 3. . . . . 4. Profit
  12. What’s her number? I can fix her.
  13. Sarcasm. Believe me, I am aware of our freedoms that have been legislated away by this “freedom loving” shit hole of a state.
  14. What the fuck happened to TFG's awful hairdo - it is somehow even worse. Must be those low flow showerheads. He needs yuge, thick, ropey streams on his head to bring out his full volume.
  15. Vision Quest was a great soundtrack, but I'll Fall in Love Again was first on one of Sammy's best albums (I will let others debate its place versus Three Lock Box).
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