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Disco Strangler

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  1. My bad. That is Jenny Cudd - the shame of Midland Hopefully Jenna makes her cameo in one of our upcoming episodes of this miniseries.
  2. Bingo, the felon real estate agent, Jenna Ryan. The pride of the Metroplex.
  3. One statement Cheney made isn’t getting enough attention: multiple congress persons sought pardons before 1/20.
  4. I wonder how they caught her. With a trot line?
  5. Don’t start with 3. Demand 5 debates. Raise hell at the refusal, but accept 3 as a compromise. Light the oratory flamethrower if the number of proposed debates gets to be 1. When the real number is 0, rewind the cowardice for the media to detail this rejected prior 5-3-1 debate proposal. Then. . . Relentlessly bitch-shame Abbot for being as impotent as an ERCOT board member afraid to tell us Texans where he stands on the issues (let the word “stands” come out like it’s drenched in Bourbon). Then, as almost an afterthought, clarify your statement on using the word “impotent” - you are not accusing him of having a permanently flaccid penis unable to satisfy the thirsty First Lady of Texas, just that he has displayed 8 years of rudderless leadership.
  6. I recognize the back of Donna Campbell's head . . . . so, yes.
  7. I have guns. Several. You could have them all tomorrow if we could rid ourselves of this blight. How much more of this shit are we going to put up with?
  8. Go Big 12! 22 picks deep and not one player selected.
  9. A lot of what I see now in Texas is performative poppycock. It’s a bunch of play actors pretending to be cowboys but not understanding what it means to work with calloused hands for a living. The ethos of rugged individualism that characterized this state shouldn’t be about imposing your vision of life on others. It shouldn’t be about spreading lies, or whitewashing history, or preventing people from voting. What has made Texas great has been its capacity to grow, evolve, learn from its mistakes. The Texas ideal I saw growing up was one of hard work and humility. You didn’t pound your chest. You led by example. Your belt buckle might be big, but that was because your pants were made for physical labor. The brim of your hat might be broad, but that was to keep the sun out of your eyes when you were working in the punishing heat of a Texas summer.
  10. Phenomenal, completely unique and hilarious movie. Can’t be described, but must be seen. I want to see a documentary movie about what the studio pitch meeting was like. Bravest studio head in the industry to green light this film, but he/she was right to do so.
  11. We get extensive oral histories about mediocre shit like “Princess Di sexed up her red-head bodyguard “ and “is Stevie Wonder really blind?” I can’t wait for the future unraveling about Real / Fake Melania, and Baron: Which One Is the Real Dad?
  12. On behalf of me, please tell "that guy you know" (wink, wink say no more - you dirty dawg): next time he is finished laying the wood to Cruz' wife to clean off his filthy dick with Ted's monogrammed face towel hanging in his master bathroom.
  13. -Honduran babies, ugly as hell. Never seen uglier. The young women are short and fat (much like here). Never seen as less hot on campus - would not bang. -We must declare war on Honduras.
  14. How does this guy claim any moral high ground? There are multiple published stores about how he got his 'mistress' a job with Nate Paul in exchange for political favors. Ignore the illegal, power abusing and politically corrupt parts of Paxton's story. Why isn't his whoring / adultery something that gets this sleaze bag run out of the (R) party on a rail? Why isn't the press asking State Senator Angela Paxton why she hasn't kicked her cheating SOB of a husband out the door? Oh, because 'family values' was a load of horse shit all along. I stopped to pump gas on I-10 a few weeks ago and ran into Donna Campbell putting gas in her Porsche SUV (probably carpet bagging her way to her political office in New Braunsfels from her home in Houston). I wish I asked ol' Donna for an update on her former state senate staffer, Paxton's 'mistress' / cum dumpster. Today's (R) party has turned the entire state capitol into a fucking Bizarro world perversion. But, of course, those damn trans kids are Texas' real problem.
  15. Cell Mate: You want to be the husband, or the wife? Eric: The husband? Cell Mate: Well, come over here and suck your wife's dick.
  16. Looks like somebody found one of my old mix tapes.
  17. Let’s game play this out. In November, I’m voting down the ballot against the anti-democracy party in every race from governor to school board. However, since that party has won all statewide race for two decades, I’m wondering if I should be voting int the (R) primary to choose the least bad option should my candidates be doomed to fail in November. If my vote puts Paxton or Patrick or Hotwheels into a run off, isn’t that better than playing out the (D) primary? Plus, I would get to vote in the run off. What downsides am I missing?
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