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Chooky

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Chooky last won the day on November 18 2019

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  1. Those numbers are hilarious because sex. And weed. Haha.
  2. I don't know. But I'm positive I'm a better rapper than Shedeur and I don't rap. At all. Ever.
  3. "Why don't you just forward everything to the hole yourself, Bill? I have other shit to do aside from paying you $10 million."
  4. Good point. It's perfectly normal for a college head coach to tell administrators and department staff to include their spouse or girlfriend on all communications.
  5. Further evidence that nobody has ever really been allowed to ask Elon a realistic question.
  6. This woman will be a tornado filled with sawblades when she catches on that he's trying to ditch her.
  7. Once things were made clear as humanly possible, Chooky nodded in the affirmative, pretending to grasp the most basic cooling concept that he still probably didn't grasp, as he always just assumed the fan in the vent, that he had clearly seen before, was part of a space age information-collecting motor. He then hoped the people patiently trying to help him had never heard him call the fan "the magic computatin' wheel."
  8. Lil Wayne might be distancing.
  9. But what if I'm still dumb, though?
  10. Scary shit. Glad nothing like that has happened to anyone here. Wait.
  11. One of his rap lyrics is "i wear the price of your house on wrist." If you knew how someone like Boosie grew up, that line would be kinda understandable. Doesn't come across so well when sung by Francis Buxton from the Pee Wee Herman movie. Again, it's unfathomable to me how anyone can find this shithead even remotely likeable. Even more ridiculous that idiots want to frame him as the face of black struggle.
  12. "I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Mack Brown."
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