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Chooky

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  1. Akina was an idiotic hire likely meant to be some familiarity unit for Nansen. He lorded over the worst tackling era from defensive backs I've ever seen at Texas. Herman and Strong tried to surpass Akina in complete tackling ineptitude and couldn't manage it. Akina gets here and we're instantly tackling poorly in the defensive backfield and taking shitty angles. Maybe that's circumstantial. PK has been a lot of things, but he's never had bad tackling in the secondary since he's been at Texas. PK relinquished control over the back end and tackling has gotten gradually terrible this season. What happened to the secondary against Vanderbilt cannot be excused by young, inexperienced players. That was an overt display of a poorly coached unit. They had no concept of responsibility. They were food. That single performance was so bad that it would be perfectly reasonable to dismiss Akina right now. If you don't want to be shitty for the sake of optics, then let him finish the season and be gone. But a serious program with serious goals doesn't allow that guy a second chance to do that. Nothing he suggests in a meeting should be taken seriously for the rest of this season.
  2. Ass - Taint
  3. He purposely had someone film him do this. An adult chose to do this.
  4. You don't believe?
  5. Former hall of famers who have never coached a day in their life probably isn't the path forward.
  6. You're going to fuck Sark and anyone who defends him? Are you the bull queer of the entire cell block?
  7. You'd be mad too if the teachers kept cutting your children's genitals off and if everyone stopped hiring white people and you kept getting arrested just for saying "Merry Christmas." That's what's happening. They won't stop making us gay. It's time to fight back. That's why you should take your shirt off and train for battle in the woods with other men. Just men fighting like hell to stop being gay.
  8. It's pretty repulsive how these things go now. Rando shitheads hopped up on gear get excitable by just seeing the action. Guys who weren't even involved in the initial dispute contributing to a pile on with sucker punches. Kicks to the head from the unexpected opponent is insane. Feels gross -- like it's just the same trash spectacle across the country.
  9. I fucked up the entire thing and protested at Burger King.
  10. I like when I take other people and their kids who aren't accustomed to the rules. Just park in front of a gate and then stare into the backseat.
  11. I think the only way to be sure is to have to try it on multiple buttholes. Apple and Samsung will rule the world with all the butthole data. I've always feared the government getting in our buttholes. Don't respond to this. I can be stupid all day. I've never been above a marathon of stupidity.
  12. Just any butthole? Doesn't seem secure. So many people have buttholes.
  13. I thought TCU did fairly well against the run. Or maybe I just assumed they did. Never looked at the boxscore.
  14. I can see CU beating Iowa State. The Cyclones look kind of slow and their secondary is riddled with injuries. Iowa State will run all over them, because everyone does, but I can see CU outscoring them.
  15. UNC should triple down on their geriatric football coach strategy and just hire a dead guy. And then find a fat dead guy for the general manager role. Their contracts will be easy to negotiate because their agents will also be dead. A staff full of dead people will be just as averse and incapable of adapting to a changing landscape as their recent hires and they'll provide the same amount of communication with the players and their families that they're getting right now. The athletic department could be a series of stainless steel mortuary cabinets.
  16. Always a pretty good sign when your own school is turning over every stone to find their own violations.
  17. The more i watch from the Florida game the more impressive Arch looks. He took huge strides in a short time to the UF game. He's moving really well in the pocket. And the term "pocket" doesn't really apply to this team right now. It's kind of a pocket with a mudslide flooding in to his left. But even when he has to pull the ball down and dip somewhere he immediately has his eyes downfield again with the ball ready to go. He snaps back into throwing position really quick. When his accuracy issues continue to get better this is probably gonna be really good. He still has some issues but nothing alarming when you watch 80% of the quarterbacks right now. I posted on this thread about what he isn't seeing the middle of the field. I was wrong. He sees it. And referring to him as "liability" was not at all close on my part. Watching 22 film there's a ton to be excited about when it comes to Arch. A lot to be enraged about with pretty much every other aspect of this team. But calling him a liability was pretty ignorant.
  18. I don't think he was "garbage." He was a quality DC. He was pretty good at Cleveland. Pretty much every DC in the NFL ever considered good probably had a talented roster. And if he capitulated to Brady in New England it was clearly the right move.
  19. Holy shit. Bill has two sons on the staff and lombardi has one. They just seized an entire program and turned it into their hobby fiefdom.
  20. I remember seeing a Michael Lombardi tweet once in response to someone who was defending Bill Belichick. It said "preach." Except he spelled it "preech." He fucked up a one word tweet. And the only reason I remember that was because at the time he was promoting a book on different radio shows and sports podcasts. The title of the book was "Football Genius."
  21. Things at UNC are now way funnier than the girlfriend thing. Their admin and donors have figured out that michael lombardi, who they gave a 3 year contract, is an imbecile on top of being a complete asshole. Lombardi recently sent a condescending email to everyone in the athletic department and to their biggest donors. Apparently, the letter was so condescending in tone, self important, and poorly written that multiple donors immediately leaked it to the media to fuck him over and let everyone else get to laugh at him. The gist of the letter, aside from misspellings, was that everything that is going wrong right now is basically all their fault and that they need to be patient. So way to talk down to and alienate your most immediate financial sources. He basically just wrote a letter to hordes of very successful and accomplished alums and informed them of how smart he is and how little they know about about what it takes to position for achievement. He let them all know he's the smartest guy in every room. In this letter he used quotes from historical figures and even Bill Walsh to emphasize his vast and wordly knowledge. He did this to people who have built business empires and generational wealth without having to lodge their nose up the assholes of football coaches. The instant they announced Lombardi would be in charge of personnel evaluation and distribution of money I knew this wasn't a serious endeavor. Bill likes this dude specifically because he sparred with Boston radio hosts in his defense. That's it. And now this dude is in charge of everything there. Even before it went bad people were already murmuring about what a rude and arrogant prick Lombardi could be. And now he's talking down to legacy donors immediately after getting trounced in an empty stadium. They are so fucked.
  22. I don't think it's good for America to have Bugs Bundy in the Super Ball.
  23. Imagine if you had impassioned opinions on Bad Bunny and you shared them with a straight face.
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