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Chooky

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  1. EJ Holland was jeered away from covering Notre Dame and is now seemingly despised by every Michigan fan who follows recruiting. I had no idea he was doing the same shit with the wolverine beat. Apparently he's in constant squabbles with parents and the staff views him as nothing but an idiotic liability. And he holds weird vendettas against players who box him out and will troll them with petty barbs throughout their college careers. He's halfway to being as bizarre as Taylor hamm.
  2. Password is definitely 69_420 because comedy.
  3. "Abrego Garcia needs to go back to Africa." -- MAGA
  4. He's right behind me, isn't he?
  5. Wtf? A bic lighter can become a grenade? Pretty wild. Seems like every welder I've ever known had a zippo.
  6. He was welding while using a drum of fuel as a ladder? Man.
  7. The thing about little caesars is that it has to be eaten within 5 minutes of being made. Not that bad. But if it sits there very long it somehow turns to compete garbage.
  8. Why not all?
  9. I'm almost certain that small, self-inflicted embarrassment is now the reason he has a personal hatred with everything and anyone involved with atmospheric science.
  10. "Joe Flacco is quarterbacky."
  11. I know for certain there's at least one thing I know about Joe Flacco that you don't.
  12. Shedeur is very likely their best chance at moving the chains. But the instant he struggles for two games in a row he'll become despondent with his OC. And I bet it'll take him awhile to grow out of being obsessed with his passing percentage to the detriment of field position. The tackles and the o line coaching staff will be wondering what the fuck he's trying to do in the pocket and why he hates their paycheck.
  13. You might be the serial version of Larry Craig.
  14. Also not really a professor:
  15. "Irresponsible" is one way to put it. "Maliciously intentional" would be another way.
  16. When he first arrived i admit that i disliked him for the most surface of reasons: his appearance and his voice. I was dumb. After awhile it was obvious that he was funny, informative and damn good at every gig he did.
  17. Yeah, he's an excellent broadcaster. I've always wondered why he's not a bigger presence in college football commentary.
  18. Remember when Saban started getting bitchy when SEC teams started running more spread and fast tempo? He thought it was egregious that they didn't want to keep running the ball from the I formation, between the tackles, repeatedly, right into the maw of the endless rotation of his hydraulic monsters that comprised his front seven. How dare you adapt so rapidly!
  19. He couldn't wait to drop that little nugget about academic standards into the open, trying to act like he inadvertently revealed something he didn't know would be considered uncomplimentary to UNC. He is also simultaneously elevating the expectations for why Bill should be successful right away while laying out all the things he feels they didn't do for him. Mack Brown.
  20. The thing about Kurt that's frustrating is that he absolutely knows better. I don't expect the mainstream of dick pill and energy drink-pedaling podcast wonks to do anything but repeat the current feedback loop. But Bohls definitely knew he was dropping a lit match into a tiny wastebasket when he wrote that. Now morons will parrot the notion that Texas is a cold corporate machine while Saban, Ohio State, Auburn and Tommy fucking Tuberville are just dedicated to maintaining the dignity of college football. Get the fuck out of here.
  21. Kurt Bowels putting out his article that ignorantly combined all corporate sponsorships with booster funding helped pave the path for idiotic podcasters and lazy media shitheads to repeat that gibberish. What an asshole. Dude continues to drop turds in the tent whether he's at AAS or the Chronicle.
  22. I was just talking to a buddy about Mateer. He thought he was dog water and I thought he looked pretty decent until the end of the year. The last 5 games of the season, against the weakest part of their schedule, his completion percentage took a steep nosedive. He played fairly well against Boise and then defecated down his leg every game after that. In their very last game he put up numbers again ... against Portland State.
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