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Chooky

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  1. Sark should just punt every time he's in first and goal. He just fucking sucks at every aspect of short yardage situations.
  2. It's called a Poggi sling. Accept it before it devours you.
  3. I imagine seaton will have a huge price tag.
  4. CU just won't ever run the ball and stick to it. Seaton would be an interesting transfer prospect. I imagine he'll have a lofty share of offers.
  5. Houston will bone this.
  6. When I see a SizzleChest post immediately followed by a HenryJames post I get excited then terrified.
  7. Flatulence.
  8. Did you walk in there with just the monitor?
  9. Nobody beats out Zappe, except most people. It's Zappening.
  10. Sorry. I was trying out some hate speee. It's very trendy lately. I'm an amateur. Beginner level. Harder than it looks. The great ones make it seem easy.
  11. Best to play it safe and deport every Tyler Robinson to a prison that's under a South American banana farm. Don't let the sun set on your head, Tyler Robinsons.
  12. Don't let Kash Patel turn Valhalla into McAllen, Texas. Go back to Matamoras, you Hindu greaser.
  13. Odin and Thor and are gonna need to start a podcast and tell the youth the basics about Valhalla and the Viking afterlife -- there are certain people who would "muddy" the crystal blue waters.
  14. I agree with the second part of your post. Strongly disagree with the first part. Continuously refer to this kid as a conservative. "New Age Digital Conservative." "Extremely Online Republican, Tyler Robinson, the conservative assassin of Charlie Kirk ..."
  15. I'm almost positive it will be revealed that this kid was a Nick Fuentes disciple, making it much more difficult for Fox News to wrap him in a rainbow flag.
  16. Libs will sometimes dip their bullets in gay so their enemies can't get into heaven.
  17. That was uncomfortable to read.
  18. So is your face.
  19. A horrific instant perpetrated by a confused and deranged reactionary caught in high definition could be the greatest tool for ratcheting down the frenzy of resentment in this hate-fueled engine of conjured cultural angst. The digital barrage wouldn't stand a chance if the stark reduction of media corners and "content" could momentarily be placed aside in favor of sympathy and revulsion of such senseless violence. The clarity of that fork in the road is so obvious that it seemingly taunts everyone mired in their identity rut of ideology. It's right there. But failure flirting with greatness is a common literary trope. And here it is. But doesn't it still feel so hopeless? That current, strident but often imaginary, runs opposed in two lanes that each run so swift everyone forgets it's ultimately a whirlpool of shared experience. That person who briefly hesitated at the door of the gas station to give the door an additional flick of the wrist so you could catch it. They might have represented everything you despise but you didn't know it in that momentary glimpse of effortless consideration. The list of people who deserve to have their carotid artery severed in sunlight is a short one. And that list does exist. But I don't believe this young man deserved to be on that list. I would do my best to deter anyone who disagrees with that from making a list.
  20. Whether it was or wasn't they will make sure that "it was." MAGA bends the reality they want around their skull.
  21. You are internet tough guy'ing your ass off ... on the internet. Hypothetically, you're one of the toughest guys I've ever read ... on the internet. Are you at war, soldier?
  22. Pretty much. It's programmed to produce new ways to misspell simple words and butcher punctuation.
  23. 7 on 7 definitely has its drawbacks, especially for quarterbacks. And I'm not a 7 on 7 hater. What's remarkable about Shedeur, is that he got severely punished for two seasons holding the ball too long and it still didn't change the habit. Nobody on the Colorado staff could get him to stop.
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