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Chooky

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  1. You're setting the lowest bar possible. There are a slew of coaches who could take a one win team to four wins. Outside of ticket sales and lame hype for gullible sports media, Deion hasn't really displayed a single prowess in coaching. He had a vast talent gap at his former job. The portal and his shithead offspring helped him make obvious improvements last year. This year he is seemingly shuffling outgoing mediocrity for incoming mediocrity. And there's reasonable evidence that he had more quality leaving than arriving in this cycle. They'll have zero continuity on the OL this year. Seaton will likely be their best lineman. And he's gonna get abused regularly. Tyler Brown will be a better run blocker than anyone they had last year but it won't matter when Deion insists that his toxic, shithead son throws the ball 50+ a game. Two injuries at OL and they're worse off than last year. I think Shedeur is a good quarterback. He has good speed, he's accurate and has a quick release, though the release is redundant because he mostly holds the ball way too long. He was allowed to fire his own OC and openly disrespected him on television. If his dad wasn't the head coach he would've been in full revolt mode. The fact he was allowed to do that probably made him more of a dickhead. So they have that going for them, which is nice. They'll be improved at wr next year. I don't see improvement anywhere else. Where have you seen improvement?
  2. Didn't they lose two upper classmen offensive linemen? I don't know what they brought in. About 25 players brought in from the portal. How good are they? But it sounds like they're already thin on the OL again. Cormani Mclain is a player that could be interesting but I don't know if his shithead factor is real or just some kind of grudge match that transpired between him and deion. OImarion Miller looks like a legit player.
  3. e-cheese would insert knives in himself.
  4. Jag the Ripper? Action Jaggson? Just a Jaggalo? Jag Ryan? Cracker Jags?
  5. He's taking a knife out of the cheese. You think he wants some cheese?
  6. Deion is compelled to treat everyday moments like alligator wrestling. Nobody wrestles alligators without an audience. Couldn't possibly just say "tidy up and respect your environment." No, choreograph it as a production and present it as you being the beacon of virtue. "Gentlemen, don't shit on the coffee table. It won't be tolerated." Print that on a hoodie.
  7. This is how they'll find out that the cybertruck can get allergies.
  8. There's a conversion therapist in the deep south who can cure him of that.
  9. Or Lowell Galindo talking about having to stand on an apple crate to get his mouth lined up with the glory hole.
  10. I saw a clip of Herbstreit saying they'd have different commentary crews in dynasty that would be based on the importance of the game.
  11. It's really bad if you've ever committed digital blackface while in physical blackface. That's first degree blackface.
  12. They rejected my application.
  13. This is due to insufficient torque and can be fixed in five minutes at the YMCA in Vidor, Texas.
  14. He basically said the article that he didn't like was 100% accurate. That was the rant. "I need to call this article out. They said I don't go on visits. That's bull mess. I never go on visits. Sorry, but I needed to get that said."
  15. The classic tale was the guy who picked up a manhole cover, smashed a storefront window, grabbed a bunch of loot and then fell through the hole on his getaway. Smashed his face on the side of the hole and broke his leg.
  16. Take it to the Holy Piss thread.
  17. Free speech absolutists on the march again. Time to go backward and do Edwin Meese bullshit again. Tell us more about morals, purity and fidelty, Mr. Paxton.
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