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Crapinon

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  1. I was at a party at the end of the signing period. A guy I knew there is a hard corps, reddest of the red ass, old army aggy. He had an app or website on his phone that would ding every time they signed a recruit. He would then wave his phone around telling everyone "we got another one!" Now I'm thinking I need to download a commode flushing and play it around him and say "another down the drain".
  2. I'm betting that they will self admit the bag money if they can. Taking a hit might give them cause to fire JImbo. Finding an alum to take one for the team is probably going to be easier than finding a coed willing to sleep with him.
  3. I think this is the newest one in the bookstore.
  4. They've only been in the AL since 2013. The first 51 were in the NL. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_Astros
  5. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I didn't know hearings aids could help. I've been searching for legitimate cures (sorry, no vitamins and herbs) and have even contacted universities doing trials/studies to no avail.
  6. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Don't forget tinnitus.
  7. It's pretty obvious that some Oklahoma Delilah cut some of Ewers hair off this week and he's lost his powers.
  8. So can we change now? I don't give a damn about Dabo's opinion
  9. Who gives a shit about Clemson and Syracuse?
  10. In the 70's the KA's at UTA had a fake cannon on the roof of their porch. It was pointed directly at the black fraternity across the street, maybe Kappa Alpha Psi. There's also a FB group for 70-80's Greek's at UTA. All the KA alum post pics of them strutting around in their Civil War uniforms from their ball.
  11. Oh, so he wants an amorous congress or the blanket hornpipe with her?
  12. Texas 52 OSU 44 31 receptions 437 yards
  13. I'm sure he wore it so people could differentiate him from the real Micah Parson.
  14. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I saw Don Meredith and Bart Starr play in the Cotton Bowl. And I remember screaming at the TV when Craig Morton threw an interception to end the game in SB V. I'm going to go take a nap now.
  15. My boss hired a kid for a salesman in our branch, against my wishes and while I was on vacation. He came strolling in on his first day of work at 9:15. I told him we start at 8 and expect him to be here at that time. He told me he was salary + commission so he didn't think he needed to be at work that early. He lasted about 4 months. During that time he tried to get one of my office staff to sign off on falsified mortgage papers and did donuts in our parking lot after I tore them up. He loaded his desktop computer with viruses when he left. When I tried to clean it up I found all his homemade porn on it. He did not have good taste in baby momma's or sidepieces.
  16. So they're wailing on each other in a bathroom, one hits her mouth on a dispenser and her opponent stops and thinks "oh gosh, I bet that hurt?" Kids....
  17. I coached little league baseball in high school, high school football in college, and YMCA soccer when my daughters got old enough. And my youngest tried softball for a while. There were unbelievable levels of rude, threatening and obnoxious behavior from parents at every level.
  18. I'm pretty sure they do it in Texas too
  19. This happened several years ago to a friend of mines kid. 9 or 10 years old. His son was continually beating a kid in football. Finally the dad of the kid getting beat ran on to the practice field and grabbed my friends kid and pulled him off a pile to toss him off his kid, threatening him. The only reason he didn't beat the guy because he was a prison guard and was afraid it would somehow be used against him and he would lose his job. I had another friend whose son played 6th grade flag football. One of the parents didn't like the calls and came out of the stands and attacked a referee. Unfortunately for him the referee was a DPS trooper. Sports parents are nuts. And little league baseball and softball parents are even worse.
  20. Made me think of this.
  21. I drank the Kool-Aid/ trashcan punch at the beginning of the season and said 9-3, so I'm going to say 4-1 the rest of the year. But I would be glad to be wrong if it's 5-0.
  22. The arcade in down town Manitou is pretty cool. We also made a trip to Mueller State park about an hour or so away. Beautiful and not crowded. Miramont Castle is also cool if you like old architecture. Supposedly haunted. I don't really believe in the ghost stuff, But when we were there my wife and I were on the top floor and she was in a very small room where some of the nuns slept. I was in the hallway outside. She called out "what do you want?" I stuck my head in the door and ask her who she was talking to. She looked at me and said she felt someone continually brushing against her leg and hand and though it was me trying to get her attention. It was funny also to see how crowded the dispensaries got at 5 O'clock. There would be no one there during the day but at 5:15 there were lines out the door.
  23. Texas 29 Iowa State 11 39 rushes for 229 yards
  24. The future is bright! They only lost to Bama because of injuries, a couple of unlucky breaks and youth. a&m was the better team. If you can't see that you're blind. The loss to App State, with all their starters in place, was an outlier and can be ignored. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3328184
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