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Ignatius

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  1. He said he likes it when his wife jams her foot up his ass…
  2. And the whole thing started with us having done jackshit on offense and backed up to our own 1-yard line 5 minutes before the half. 360 yards and 32 points later, we’re moving on…
  3. Good time management to wait until the end of the play clock to challenge…
  4. All things considered I’ll take three points on that drive…
  5. Amazing how good CJ can be when he has just a ‘normal’ amount of time in the pocket…
  6. Talent level just isn’t there on offense…
  7. It is; it’s nothing at all like UH…
  8. This team ain’t perfect but they’ve got something going. Hell of a road win tonight…
  9. It’ll probably be fine. My thought is that for this event there will be way fewer people in the parking lot because of the weather, but people aren’t going to want to just roll the dice on taking an Uber right before the game. “Just take the J Gilligan’s shuttle” sounds like “Just take the Parsons shuttle” in 2005, but I’m probably wrong; it’s definitely happened before….
  10. lol have you Ubered into that shit before? Or tried to Uber out?
  11. What percentage of people going to a Cowboys game live within 30 miles of the stadium and have multiple routes/tricks for navigating the area and have been there more than 1-3 times? How do you think that compares to the game tomorrow?
  12. Man J Gilligan is gonna be an unholy clusterfuck tomorrow. They do a great job, don’t get me wrong, but they’re gonna be overwhelmed…
  13. Tell your buddy to tell that dyke bitch to spring for cable…
  14. Is your father in law your boss or some shit?
  15. What a shocker!!
  16. Is that really looking at the ‘bodies of work’ or the last two weeks? Over the entirety of the season your offense didn’t have the horsepower to overpower a high school defense, spectacular individual efforts not withstanding. You won’t find a Texas fan on this board who thinks we’ll beat Ohio State playing like we did last week. Most of us don’t think that will happen; did you feel the same way after losing to Michigan?
  17. The Houston pro football franchise has an all-time 3-0 playoff record against the Chargers, including the epic win in SD in 1979. Earl, Dante, and Mike Barber were all out that game against prime Air Coryell/Fouts. Vernon Perry picked off the latter four times in the last big win of the Luv Ya’ Blue era. I take this as a good sign…
  18. Fucking brutal road schedule; thank God for our division lol..
  19. I think the only real way to settle this issue is me to have a three-way with Herman and Sark’s wives…
  20. I think at this point they might, but I wouldn’t touch that $52MM option if I were Houston….
  21. Ignatius replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    Anthony Richardson has twice the arm Milroe does; unfortunately he has zero accuracy…
  22. Got me man, for football games I’ve always been coming in from DFW. For Rangers games (far less traffic) I always tried to avoid anything involving crossing/being on Collins but if you park west of it on RM and keep going west to FW you might be fine…
  23. So the Falcons finally figured out that giving B 22-28 carries is the best way to use him. If they come to the realization that he also needs about 10 targets in the passing game they might have something…
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