Everything posted by Ignatius
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If Dazed and Confused
in my drunken state, this story is somehow appropriate…. Ted Williams was interviewed one time by a sportswriter who served him up what he thought was an easy question - “Ted, if you played against these pansy pitchers of today, how high would your average have been?” ”Oh, probably about .270 or so” ”Wow, that’s all? Figured you’d think it would be way higher!” ”Well shit, I’m fucking 82 years old!”
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immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.
Call back in 2-3 minutes, she’s got a dick in her mouth right now…
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
I would lose the shoulder pad stripe or make it red because it’s a little too Chargers but like it otherwise. That white helmet is tight…
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Is this the “business in the front” counterpart to “tap dat ass”?
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
All over Sainristil; he’s a total DeMeco guy. My Clemson co-workers (live in ATL) are split on Ruke; all agree he’s a leader and effort is there, but may be more athlete than football player. Dudes universally love Shipley, especially on 3rd down….
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
Can’t say I watched a lot of Mizzou this year but Rakestraw appears on a lot of ‘high propensity for bust’ lists….
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Getting old sucks
In a perfect world he’s been too busy using that new shoulder to check in, if ya know what I mean…
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Getting old sucks
Shooter, how’s your shoulder?
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With us entering the SEC....
This is true; I made that flight for work way more fucking times than I wanted to….
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2024 NFL DRAFT
He’s probably better off going UDFA than going in the 7th….
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the verne ludquist thread
Hah that’s what I came to post about as soon as I saw the thread…
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Season Ticket Renewal
“If her daddy’s rich, take her out for a meal” ”If her daddy’s poor, do whatever you feel”
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With us entering the SEC....
lol…”drive”
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Season Ticket Renewal
So based on the above CTJ/Sydney’s day/time must be 20 minutes ago….
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
I think that’s the case any time you specifically shorten the length of an existing contract vs just restructuring it but might be wrong…
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Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back
Whoever posted a few days ago that Carter and Taveras need to pick it up should do that shit more often…
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Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back
Fucking kidding? Bombi LOVES the fuckin’ Astros….
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
For all you (or any of us) know, this was a condition of the trade in the first place…
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
Keep in mind, that 2nd round pick is what we got from Minnesota for moving our 1st rounder back 19 picks. We still have our own 2nd rounder….
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2023-24 Houston Rockets Thread - Climbing out of the Gutter?
Fucking Achilles’ Last Stand tonight…it’s probably over already, but just for future development would like to keep it alive one more day…
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
So essentially, getting possibly one year of Diggs plus a 6th this year, a 5th next year, and an upgrade of our 7th to a 6th this year cost us a 19-pick downgrade of our 1st rounder this year. Plus, obviously, the $ we pay Diggs this year. Draft capital-wise, that’s not a big spend to get CJ another proven weapon. The voided years thing is curious outside of the motivational aspect, but I wonder if it isn’t somehow related to Nico’s extension? That or they’re really convinced that either Justin Jefferson or CeeDee Lamb will actually hit FA next year lol…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
The one that hacked up that lady in the shower? Think he died in prison..
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
Deebo Samuel had/has 6.8 and 8.9 hits the first two years of his extension. If we sign Nico to a similar deal we can easily absorb it, and that’s before considering the $5.5MM savings you’d get from cutting Robert Wood. I’d love to shore up safety with a pre-draft signing and end up with CB, DT, and OL (in whatever order) our 3 picks in rounds 2-3 of the draft..
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
No, only the salary and (probably) the workout roster bonuses for 2024 since they fall into the category of likely to be earned. Dead money always stays with the old team….
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
I think his 2024 salary guaranteed on 3/17, but we were gonna pay that anyway. This can basically be a one-year deal if we need it to, and the cost was basically trading our 1st rounder this year 19 spots…