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Foosters

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  1. yeah man, its the libs who are running around explaining away that sleeping with teenagers doesn't count as pedophilia...
  2. 3) like having sex with children
  3. Guess I'm in the minority, but it was one of the worst books I can remember reading in the last 10+ years. Gave up about halfway through. And I thoroughly enjoyed the Martian...
  4. listen, you dumb motherfuckers who are out there just sucking sark's dick 24/7 and saying he's the best and that the problems are just on the field, you mark my words, you are going to be so sorry when the truth comes out 💯 I know the truth, but I'm not going to tell you because then i can pretend I'm in the know, and you dumb bitches aren't. look all I'm saying is don't be surprised when the news hits and you are all proven to be the dumbest pieces of shit in CFB history and I'll be right and will make sure to let you know how right i was and how ignorant all your asses are
  5. You force your Hobbit wife to live in a normal size house? Damn
  6. Hey Kris, how's the rehab going? oh pretty good, just throwing haymakers in the middle of 38th st. at 2 am.
  7. How much cocaine will teenjus do in this version
  8. Hear, hear! Morans. I, however, chose to cancel my newspaper subscriptions and rely on the news as filtered through Surly, like any intelligent, discerning citizen should.
  9. Rose Bowl does quite a few concerts and soccer games, but they have a limit on how many events they can host in a year due to the stadium being literally right in the middle of a neighborhood.
  10. I think its possible that of the 800m dead, not all succumbed to violent trauma (car crashes, falls, etc.), but rather that certain humans were unable to process that change and just died. We're talking several minutes of grand-mal seizures and god-knows-what-else going on internally. Perhaps a certain percentage of humanity just couldn't take it.
  11. The most recent publication of "The Baffler" dedicated the entire issue to "the end of words." Some excerpts below from "we used to read things in this country." Feel free to ignore the class struggle stuff. https://thebaffler.com/salvos/we-used-to-read-things-in-this-country-mccormack
  12. I don't believe you
  13. you wanna talk current US political leaders regurgitating slogans from mid 20th century genocidal maniacs? I'll PM you a link to a board we have here that would be just the right spot for that
  14. pls threaten to kill more people on this board so you can take another vacation jesus fucking christ
  15. Same. I went into it knowing absolutely nothing about the show, other than it was Gilligan and Seehorn teaming up again. Was not expecting anything like this.
  16. Likely just demanded his speedy trial. Not a bad strategy when the prosecution has a shitty case. I've had to do several within that timeframe and it can be incredibly stressful getting all your ducks in a row, depending on the defense. But then again, it's usually moreso for the party that bears the burden.
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