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Blotto

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  1. How much coke is Irvin gonna consume between tonight and the 19th? I feel foolish asking if Miami will have enough.
  2. Definitely not deserving of your wingman services
  3. That coyote pic is something. nice work on all those
  4. I'm pulling for Indiana to win it all, but if they don't I'd just as soon see LSU pay Lane for Ole Miss's fortune because it will be that much funnier when LSU never wins one with Lane before he bolts for the NFL.
  5. She probably has no idea whose kid it is, but since she's been getting plowed by Zion among others, it's better odds than the powerball
  6. I wonder what Zion's monthly onlyfans tab is (subs AND child support payments) Heavy SportsZion Williamson Faces Disturbing Allegations From OF ModelPelicans star Zion Williamson could be in hot water yet again, with OF model "Dopechick69" making serious allegations against him.
  7. TIL german announcers prefer to sound like the Sgt Schulz rather than calling the game in their native language....."Hooogaaannnnn!!!!"
  8. Gruden was not actually fired for cause, as he resigned his position. https://sports.yahoo.com/how-much-will-raiders-ultimately-pay-jon-gruden-to-leave-it-depends-if-he-he-wants-to-fight-041026115.html
  9. such a momentum killer
  10. goddamn weaver is such an animal, its a shame he doesnt have a better all around offensive game.
  11. Basketball don't pay the bills around here. He could go 0-fer in the SEC and CDC aint paying out his fully guaranteed $32M contract. Fuck...for that matter, if I was making the decision, I would rather pay him for one more season and get him like $20M in NIL and see if he has any chance of putting something together here. Its too much money to waste after season 1 and then expect there to still be money for the next guy that will be coming into a g'damn mess of a roster.
  12. It was a tie game when I went to drop a deuce and clean up my dinner mess, and now we're down like 15. Taking a shit seems preferable to watching whatever transpired over the last 10 mins of game time.
  13. Better start than I would have guessed. They look somewhat competent and playing with decent energy, hitting the glass, etc..
  14. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Should be some good games tonight. I have UGA v UF on now, havent watched either team this season, but took UGA+10 cause that seems like a lot of points to be giving to a team that is 13-1 and ranked just a few spots lower in kenpom. And as I type that out, UGA's big guy just got tossed when it was a 1 pt game.....furk.
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