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  1. [Norm Macdonald voice] that would be the Blew Stallion [/Norm Macdonald voice]
  2. It's a pretty cool story. Not drafted and struggles to catch on with a team as he's cut by the rams and ravens before seeing any action. Philly picks him up on the practice squad, he fills in for one week and kicks the game winner, then Philly lets him go. Chargers have to pick him up a month later, and he promptly kicks the game winner for them as time expires. Chargers were smart enough to hang onto him, and now he's just L-I-V-I-N it up in SoCal on a $22M contract (12.5 guaranteed). Dicker the f'n kicker!
  3. Lulz "but muh tortillahz".... serious business at a serious school
  4. Holy shit, I hadnt been paying attention to that one lately. Nice hit. As for whether or not it qualifies as a stonk, I'd say any company trading at greater than 2000X sales when their sales are down 40% year over year comfortably qualifies as a stonk. $16B+ market cap is fucking insane, lulz.
  5. It was probably Jordan looking to set the record straight.
  6. that was a hell of a shot
  7. Campus-specific enrollment University Park: 46,723 students, with 6,281 graduate students. Commonwealth Campuses: Declined to 23,257 students between 2020 and 2024. Penn State World Campus: Increased to 14,601 students in fall 2024.
  8. Today I learned that PSU still has a prominent library on campus named after Paterno. So fuck them for continuing to honor/celebrate that child rape enabling piece of shit.
  9. How many coaches haves wins over two top 10 teams this season, cant be a lot right? Illinois might not be a juggernaut but the number 1 team in the country only beat them by 18, while Indiana won by 53. If you have a sizeable list of teams with a better resume, I'd like to see them.
  10. He was fired for cause, so they didn't pay him shit. I think he is suing, but so far the best defense against MSU's incompetence is the Tugman's idiocy. Its a battle of titans.
  11. I guess they could, but it would make more sense to tell them Rhule's actual record which is 2-23 against teams ranked in the top 25?
  12. He's got aggy back in the top 5. That fat mfer could probably get a 15 year contract at $15M fully guaranteed and 10% ownership of their shithole university. After the Schloss embarrassment those red ass ags are not going to lose another coach. Like Jimbo, he hasnt achieved a goddamn thing yet, but I fully expect aggy to do something really fucking stupid. Its what they do. They cant help it. And then Sark will drag his nuts all over elko's face again this November.
  13. I'd take that right now knowing it likely gets us in the tourney. Everything is a crapshoot entering a season with a new HC, but I have serious reservations about the caliber of guard play we'll see from this team.
  14. "Do ya like Bailey's?" "Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?"
  15. It would make sense to highlight their post grad program.
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