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Blotto

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  1. Probably a former corp turd. Officer Neidermeyer
  2. Who gives a fuck? When was the last superbowl they actually won? those fucking dorks will be so wound up they will probably shit themselves in the tunnel.
  3. As amusing as the meltdowns would have been, I don't hate A&M rolling into Austin undefeated. 1.) it gives me a shot to bet the ML on Texas as an underdog. 2.) Ruining their undefeated season by tea bagging them on national television as the entire country watches will become one of the high water marks in the long history of our series. With a little luck, maybe we can play them again in the SEC championship game and get a shot at inflicting generational trauma in CS. Its no coincidence that Jonestown, Guyana was officially known as the The Peoples Temple Agricultural Project.
  4. The fur will be flying in CS tonight.
  5. Lulz, he was SEC corch of the year in '24 so they just extended him. Deep down they know they will never be consistently competitive in the SEC, they don't have the money. Firing Beamer in this years coaching market and dumping $30 mil on his buyout will just make it worse. They just have to learn to be happy with the occasional 2024 season.
  6. I remember several weeks ago, his name kept coming up in reference to the Va Tech job, largely because of daddy. I think we can safely put those rumors to rest.
  7. I saw your post, went back and negged him out of principle.
  8. Aggy crapping the bed, the carpet, and the curtains on the very morning word leaks out that fatty's contract extension will make him a top 5 coach is peak aggy. It gets no more aggy. Bravo!
  9. Gigem's bluffing. No way he's going back to the end of that long ass line.
  10. Steph still out there torching fools at the age of 37 (9/17 3FG). By the time most NBA players retire, I'm already well past giving a shit. There's very few I will actually miss watching play. When that dude gets hot, it never gets old.
  11. Looks like that might be expensive.
  12. Clemson will not be defined by their record! They will be defined by the friends they made along the way!
  13. This game is just crawling now
  14. I think we all know whats going to happen here
  15. This is riveting stuff.
  16. Just did it again. He's making that clemson DB his bitch.
  17. Yup, Jim Davis will be sucking Abbot's cock like his bonus depends on it, and it probably does.
  18. Hard to say whether those figures are accurate or not as Netflix looks a little low to me which is why I ultimately dropped it. but college and pro sports are in an inflationary supercyle themselves (NIL, salaries of pro players and coaches, new facilities, etc...) and one of the main ways they seek to pay for that is to encourage bidding wars every time their media contracts comes up for renewal. College fans want the best players, the best coaches, and the best facilities, but that all comes at a cost and your cable/streaming bill is a major contributor that helps pay for the ridiculous spending frenzy. ESPN's previous SEC media deal was about 155 million dollars a year. The lastest SEC media deal is 300 million a year. That's why Texas changed conferences....they desperately need that money. But its a little disingenuous for fans of those schools to turn around and bitch about the networks that absorb those price increases and then raise their prices in response. No free rides when the entire economy seems to be in an inflationary bubble. Its all interconnected and probably due for a hard reset, which I wont hate. Paying fucking meathead coaches $10M a year has its downsides. And its not like ESPN is more profitable now than it was 10 years ago. I had ChatGPT do the legwork because I aint digging through 10 years of disney earning reports....
  19. Its an interesting decline when viewed against the laughably ridiculous trend where just about every athlete interviewed on TV after a game begins with some variant of "first I would just like to say that all things were made possible by my lord and savior jesus christ, and I couldn't do anything without him." I heard a guy the other day practically begin with a sermon. And then they probably all shower, hit the bars, and fuck a bunch of women out of wedlock. Its almost as if celebrity culture increasingly demands you at least pretend to be religious, which I find bizarre when fewer of us give a fuck about the subject every year. My observations of friends, family, and peer's lifestyles mirror the trend of declining religiosity in everyday life, but for some reason the meathead contingent feels the need to parrot the same phrases every time they open their mouth. Maybe its in their NIL deals, who knows.
  20. What an odd comment, at least based on this story anyway. Are black students incapable of avoiding drinking and driving? With the possible exception of Georgia, I'm pretty sure most schools don't encourage drinking and driving, and yet we've seen athletes (black and white) get DUI's at Texas and pretty much every other major college athletics program. Now, I've long been on record as saying BYU will never be able to consistently recruit enough high level athletes to regularly compete in the sports that matter, because a lot of young men like to party and fuck. But they are pretty up front about their standards and its not like they swept the Brandon Davies situation under the rug. You would have to be a fucking moron to not understand what you are walking into when attending BYU. I've never set foot on that campus, and I am aware of the scene.
  21. I killed more than a few of those back in the day. Only thing I ever really ordered at McD other than egg mcmuffin meals. Numerous drunk conversations with buddies about how there was no way in hell a $100 meal was 33 f'n times better than that $2.99 cheeseburger meal.
  22. I'm gonna laugh if a lot of these SPACs and other shitty penny stock companies seeking to emulate MSTR go bankrupt because they funneled money they could use on growing their core business into a BTC treasury, in many cases diluting the company significantly or borrowing funds just to make the purchases. HODL will transition from a stupid reddit meme to a corporate mantra as these companies circle the drain.
  23. I caught this SPY quote on some SPY puts I have as a hedge...
  24. pipe down over there, yevgeny
  25. out on my bike, I'll see dozens of them, and they are 100% more consistent than a soccer mom in a huge SUV just texting away. Which got me to thinking about how much shit the really obnoxious bikers will try and get away with once all cars on the road are autopilot. The cars have a 360 field of vision and software that errs on the side of caution rather than "fuck em, I have the right of way". Once they figure out the cars will never hit 'em....goddamn they might never stop at a stop sign again.
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