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Blotto

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  1. These long drives are killing SF. Seattle is built for these kind of drives
  2. I'm all for employing a coach that isnt a fucking retread, but CDC isnt firing Miller after one year. No way we eat $25M or whatever it would be to ditch him this early.
  3. I'm actually shocked Mark didnt dribble that off his foot when he was all alone
  4. I think I can pinpoint the exact moment this game went to shit, lol.
  5. fuck me. OT without Swain because of these monkeyfuck refs
  6. That announcer is mentally handicapped
  7. crowd showing some signs of life. At least they have a reason to get off their ass now
  8. they are terrible, but on the other hand we don't have to listen to Galindo. Mute is probably the answer
  9. I had the game on, but ended up watching more of the NFL game, which itself is a boring ass game. Maybe its just the era we are in now, but I dont really give a fuck about anyone on our team, and there's a good chance it will be 7 new guys next year. I've never been less excited to watch texas hoops, the Shaka years included.
  10. Trump not vigorously jacking off half the room while dancing is what clues you in this might be AI.
  11. Lulz....dude, just name the company. I doubt their corporate security is monitoring Surly.
  12. Fuck off Massie. And everyone else in DC that shares your damn job title. We all know you wont do a goddamn thing about it, or even try you gutless fucking cowards.
  13. I feel much safer already. You gotta think Donnie already has the '26 FIFA Peace Prize wrapped up, and it's only Jan 3.
  14. Exactly. They had one nice run for 50 yards. Other than that, they had 29 carries for 28 yards. Their entire offense got skull fucked for 60 minutes, lulz. They needed MUCH more than a better QB.
  15. I bet Jesus' bracket kills in the office march madness pool.
  16. That safety doesnt matter for gamblers. Ole Miss was getting 6.5 pts. The spread and moneyline bets had already covered and the over was like 53.5. You would have had to have made some odd in game bet for that safety to make any difference.
  17. Best spontaneous USA, USA, USA chant that Ive heard in quite a while. that was badass
  18. .....and she's a nurse now. Yes, please.
  19. From what I saw, they need a lot more than just a QB to unfuck that offense.
  20. I'm pretty sure that accounts for portal as well....should be the star ratings of the players on their roster. He took a shitton of guys from JMU....they weren't 5 stars out of HS.
  21. He's the top 1 coach in cfb. He's Bill Snyder hopped up on meth and crack. Its his second fucking year at IU and it don't matter. Kirby looks great because they have had the #1 recruiting class just about every year. Where's IU??? Oh there they are...
  22. This team is fucking garbage. They ain't ever winning a goddamn thing of relevance with Joey "I made a doody in my britches, again" McGuire running the show. And no....BigXII championships dont count, lulz.
  23. did you check the pockets of your zubaz?
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