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Blotto

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  1. Those fellas look like the type that would shove a dildo up their ass to prove they arent homophobic.
  2. That Creighton -6.5 line was free fucking money. I damn near fell out of my chair when I saw that one. Marquette is fucking terrible against the spread, look at the margins they are underperforming the spread by....a lot of double digits there. I haven't watched any OU yet, but I'm just going to assume they suck ass based on their slugfest with Shaka's boys.
  3. That's the kind of culinary inspiration you can only find in this thread, but fuck it makes all the sense in the world. I could even see working some of these into the party They arent nearly as hot as the name suggests, but I've been known to put a hurtin on a bag of those.
  4. Lets be honest.... presumably the sister at least walks upright so thats probably close to best case scenario for aggy.
  5. Goddamn, that's easy money. Add some cheesy line about how the sips watched it from home and you're looking at $50 ea.
  6. Texags is on fire.
  7. Living in fear of aggy success is a serious WTF. Those dickslaps havent won a meaningful game in my lifetime.
  8. was that aggy defensive back just jerking off the RB as they ran down the sideline together?
  9. Agreed. In the most excruciating fashion possible.
  10. RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!
  11. Imagine being a KState fan and realizing this steaming pile of shit offense is why you hired your next coach.
  12. Unleash the kraken, Mario....its your only hope
  13. Nike sold over $7B in Jordan brand gear last year. His cut from Nike ($350M) is probably more than the total revenue they generate from lebron's shit. I agree that its sort of ridiculous to have a basketball player silhouette on other sports gear, but lets not pretend that Lebron is even in the same universe of marketing relevance as MJ.
  14. So these radio guys earlier said Mateer signed a two year contract. Does that mean OU has to pay up unless he chooses to go elsewhere? Because everyone knows they arent winning shit with that clown. They have to part ways. He's ass my dude.
  15. damn near a perfect response, lulz
  16. couldnt find the OU gif. must be on an old PC
  17. this one's begging for a looch special
  18. Sold out of my position a couple of minutes ago. +500 even. Thanks for effort Venables, you dick eating loser!
  19. This is fantastic. While I doubt he was ever going to be drafted in the first round, a complete dogshit performance in this game further increases the chances Mateer comes back next season.
  20. got some of that in game action at +566 when bama was driving for the first touchdown. Mateer sucks asshole, lulz.
  21. that might be the worst pass I have seen all year and I watched all of Arch's early efforts. What the fuck is that dude doing leading a team into the cfp?
  22. Ha. I turned it on and immediately thought "who is that dumb f'n gooner that is struggling to use his words.....is that....Boz"
  23. I didnt watch a ton of OU other than our game, which gave me the opinion they are a pile of hot dogshit. I see zero reason to change that opinion now. Fuck OU.
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