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  1. Blotto replied to ztejas's topic in Other Sports
    ESPN.comSources: Koepka seeking PGA Tour reinstatementBrooks Koepka applied for reinstatement of his PGA Tour membership Friday, sources told ESPN, the first step in the five-time major champion's potential return to the tour.I say fuck him, and make him sit out for some period of time. But whenever he comes back, make his ass come up through the Korn Ferry Tour.
  2. I ain't gonna lie....that's a WOULD * 8 in my world. The goon squad in back is something, lulz.
  3. i'll be all over that. if it gets below 7, my account might be going all in. Miami had a 10-3 slugfest with fucking aggy for fucks sake.
  4. It has the same ingredients as 2006. A home town team in a glamour city with the opposite team's alumni base being huge and desperate to see that game. And throw in the "influencer" culture that lives in South Beach/FL. Also, the attendance at the '06 Rose Bowl was ~94,000. The capacity at Hard Rock is ~65,000. Those tickets are gonna be fucking expensive.
  5. tech......I see your point.
  6. Fuck that. I hope they embarrass the canes by 50
  7. Easy there boys, save some pussy for the res.......oh I see, you saved all of the pussy for the rest of us. Carry on.
  8. They should fire that incompetent shitstain of a university president for unnecessarily costing the university $500K.
  9. Who knows, who cares. The president, SC justices, and members of congress all take an oath to defend the constitution and then shit on it every day. Its a quaint relic of the past that has fuck all to do with how someone will act.
  10. My guess is 90% of cops are jealous of the complete lack of standards and responsibilities by which ICE is allowed to operate. They are probably switching over to ICE in droves
  11. Its 74 degrees out, you'll be OK princess.
  12. There are 44 games in the WNBA season and 82 games in the NHL season. I presume you meant 41 games for the NHL to reflect each team's home games. Season long ticket revenue per player would be a more valuable metric as it would account for the difference in season lengths, roster size, and ticket cost. And even then you don't account for the additional revenue from concessions, parking, etc..
  13. Anybody equating Jan 6th, where 140 police officers were injured due to a mob of 1000's of rioters, to what occured in MN where they had an overwhelming force vs one middle aged housewife is either too stupid to breath or just fucking trolling. Which is it? Oh, I see. Go fuck yourself.
  14. I think their argument is that before the women folk showed up, they were able to frolic all day in the quad playing tummysticks and thus had no time to practice football. Once the axe wounds showed up and destroyed their nirvana, they had a lot more time on their hands.
  15. David Thomas also extended so many drives either by making clutch athletic diving catches or just running over 2-3 people to get the first. In my mind he was the second most important person on that team.
  16. How much coke is Irvin gonna consume between tonight and the 19th? I feel foolish asking if Miami will have enough.
  17. Definitely not deserving of your wingman services
  18. That coyote pic is something. nice work on all those
  19. I'm pulling for Indiana to win it all, but if they don't I'd just as soon see LSU pay Lane for Ole Miss's fortune because it will be that much funnier when LSU never wins one with Lane before he bolts for the NFL.
  20. She probably has no idea whose kid it is, but since she's been getting plowed by Zion among others, it's better odds than the powerball
  21. I wonder what Zion's monthly onlyfans tab is (subs AND child support payments) Heavy SportsZion Williamson Faces Disturbing Allegations From OF ModelPelicans star Zion Williamson could be in hot water yet again, with OF model "Dopechick69" making serious allegations against him.
  22. TIL german announcers prefer to sound like the Sgt Schulz rather than calling the game in their native language....."Hooogaaannnnn!!!!"
  23. Gruden was not actually fired for cause, as he resigned his position. https://sports.yahoo.com/how-much-will-raiders-ultimately-pay-jon-gruden-to-leave-it-depends-if-he-he-wants-to-fight-041026115.html
  24. such a momentum killer
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