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Blotto

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  1. Ah fuck, now I gotta smuggle a can of bear spray on board?
  2. https://pagesix.com/2025/04/30/lifestyle/bill-belichicks-girlfriend-jordon-hudson-reportedly-amassed-8m-real-estate-portfolio-since-dating-coach/ fucking ole Bill is paying off.
  3. shooters shoot
  4. I guess I just don't consider it particularly newsworthy in the first place. The fact that Fox labels it as China "caving" is fucking hilarious. We did the exact same fucking thing so Trump didn't have to hear about $2500 iPhones. It's a nonstory.
  5. We waived electronics and semiconductors. They waived some shit. Why? Because blanket tariffs are fucking stupid to begin with. This is all so goddamn idiotic.
  6. You need to give up this fantasy that the clueless/spineless morons in the democratic party are capable of rising to the moment. Their political impotence grows by the day.
  7. Cant wait for opening day of the Belichick era in Chapell Hill when she walks him out on the field with a leash.
  8. What lass wouldn't be impressed by 4 sharts in under 40 minutes. Bravo.
  9. Nice of us to give little bro the hand me downs.
  10. Blotto

    Pizza

    Yeah they can GTFO with that $4.25/roll bullshit.
  11. Did I just see Curry airball a three, or did that last one get tipped? Went back and watched it, and he sure as fuck did. I dont recall the last time I saw that when it wasnt a last second heave.
  12. I would say the biggest warning sign with QE is that he didn't really improve that much in the time he was here. He became a little more consistent after his first year here, but continued to make a lot of the same mistakes all the way to the end. He was a pretty good, not great college QB on a team with a fuckton of offensive talent. I'd be pissed if my team drafted QE only because I think we saw the best of what he is capable of already, and it isn't NFL caliber play or leadership. History is littered with those types of guys that had to figure out something else to do with their lives after school. At least todays NIL landscape means he got a shot at making a few million already.
  13. Damn did that lady have a rough life. On the streets at a young age, then all of the Epstein shit and attention afterwards, and now it looks like her family life was disintegrating.
  14. Nobody else is jumping on that grenade.
  15. Now I'm gonna have to watch Tap.......again.
  16. Well this is kind of awkward, but we're gonna need to get our stories straight if we have any chance of pulling this off.
  17. Mine was a '76, with oxidized red paint and thick 70's brown, tan, and white racing stripes down the sides and hood. Once it was wrecked, they found replacement front quarter panels that were sort of the same color red, but with no racing stripes, so they just ended at the doors. it was the definition of a beater, but reliable as all fuck. Plus as a tiny shitbox two seater, i rarely ever had to drive when out and about with friends, so i could drink beer as a passenger as god intended.
  18. that was my ride as a teenager. basically this guy to lug my lawn mowing shit around. Of course, it was 10 years old and I paid $1K for it, because my parents saw no reason why they should buy me a car. thing was a fucking tank. I wrecked it bad, gave it to an old school repair shop and told them to replace everything with second hand parts. It took them a couple of months of scouring junk yards, but I got it back for another $800 and it was good as new (although the body panels werent all the same color. Wasnt much of a pussy wagon, but it got me around for cheap.
  19. https://nypost.com/2025/04/25/sports/adrian-peterson-arrested-for-dwi-after-appearance-at-nfl-draft-party/ Shitbag gonna shitbag
  20. thats like choosing between adding a cat turd or a dog turd to your morning coffee. Fuck em both. The draft "industry" that the NFL has managed to build into their marketing is really something, but they run circles around the other leagues in terms of marketing. but the downside to that is having these fucking dorks that probably never scored a touchdown in their lives pretend like they are NFL talent gurus. They are somehow worse than the entirety of the $9.95 jock sniffers at the collegiate levels.
  21. That's because you know how numbers work. A quick scan of his game logs from this year shows 6 games out of 34 where Mitchell actually had a double double. In Motown's world, thats averaging a double double.
  22. i wouldn't be shocked if they found 22 young boys in his basement. Not for fucking, but so he could line them up and run classic plays from Packers history while he fists himself.
  23. This is kinda fucking crazy ... Ohio State’s 2021 wide receiver room was one of the most loaded position groups in college football history, especially during spring practice. Garrett Wilson, Chris Olave, Jameson Williams, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Marvin Harrison Jr. and Emeka Egbuka made up Ohio State’s two-deep at wide receiver that spring. Four years later, all six of them are now in the NFL as first-round draft picks. Wilson (No. 10 overall, New York Jets), Olave (No. 11, New Orleans Saints) and Williams (No. 12, Detroit Lions) were all selected in the first round of the 2022 NFL draft. Smith-Njigba (No. 20, Seattle Seahawks) was a first-round pick in 2023. Harrison became the highest-drafted wide receiver in Ohio State history (No. 4, Arizona Cardinals) in 2024. Egbuka became the sixth first-round pick from that group when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers selected him with the No. 19 overall pick in Thursday night’s first round of the 2025 NFL draft.
  24. Goddamn....
  25. most of these names had solid careers 1970 Jim Stillwagon 1972 Rich Glover 1973 John Hicks 1974 Randy White 1975 Lee Roy Selmon 1983 Dean Steinkuhler 1988 Tracy Rocker 1991 Steve Emtman 1996 Orlando Pace 2007 Glenn Dorsey 2009 Ndamukong Suh 2013 Aaron Donald 2024 Kelvin Banks Jr.
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