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Blotto

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  1. Were you able to achieve your lifelong dream of becoming a buttplug?
  2. For the same reasons that his ilk are convinced the election was stolen. They are stupid fucking rubes.
  3. Every man has a price. In Hartzell's case, it appears to $1.25M/yr. Now that Abbot knows he can parade his university fucktoy around at will, Jay's life is only going to get worse.
  4. If I were a CEO and heard an employee say that, I would fire them on the spot for being too fucking stupid to work for me. That would probably lead to my termination as well, so I have tried to avoid the shackles of management. Lulz at some sky daddy giving two fucks about whether or not the Mr.Coffee should be replaced by a Kuerig.
  5. Would you like me to shart on your face or your chest? A gentleman always asks.
  6. Narrator: he didn't, in fact, depart. Nope, that stupid motherfucker still hung around the thread babbling about shit that happened god knows where, while the rest of us were concerned with what happened.....checks thread title.....on the campus of the university of texas.
  7. because its a thread about what happened at UT you fucking imbecile.
  8. a good ag will always uncover whilst receiving a SJ.
  9. That's the kind of shit that gets bootlickers like Rex hard. The only stuff really.
  10. thats like $9,500. I'm thinking of getting two.
  11. Ah, I see the misunderstanding.
  12. lulz. at no point did I ask that those dipshits stand in the fire or run around shirtless with a bowtie. But the AI just knew. Perhaps there is something behind this AI fad.
  13. You're a fucking embarrassment to the university. Whether you agree with students or not, you should damn well understand that they have a right to protest. People were constantly protesting shit on the west mall when I was there in the 90's. I disagreed with half of it, but actually dug hanging out around those protests. It was a great way to hear viewpoints different from mine, and I occasionally learned something. That exposure to differing viewpoints was a critical part of the university experience which formed the person that I am today. The 40 acres shouldn't be forced to bend a knee to whatever dipshit political animal inhabits the gov's mansion. My opinion of Hartzell is pretty goddamned low right now. What the fuck crimes were committed that warranted that response?
  14. Is there a universe where anybody needs an early season OOC matchup between Uconn and Texas before they can formulate an opinion on whether or not Hurley is a far, far better coach than Terry?
  15. He really is. Playoff basketball against the Heat is always a battle. I didnt think they stood much of a chance against this Boston squad without Jimmy, but I was wrong.
  16. Ha. I did the same yesterday after seeing the updates on this thread. If HEB was smart they would plant an insider on this board. I buy more HEB shit because of what I read here than I do because of their weekly circular, and it would be cheaper for them.
  17. You finally started paying attention?
  18. Its trending that way after hours. But Elon is in spin mode with "new cheaper cars coming, robotaxi coming" etc. I give it a week and the fall in share price will resume once everyone realizes he's full of shit like always.
  19. First worthwhile thing Meta/Zuck have accomplished in 20 years
  20. seems to be mostly in Cali and Nev https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_geothermal_power_stations_in_the_United_States
  21. Or a spine. He's basically a large billowy asshole.
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