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Blotto

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  1. 49er's D/ST just won some FF playoff games and made some new Philip Rivers haters for life.
  2. funny enough, we visited east st louis around that time as well. large distributors with regional warehouses love cheap-ass land. It was a glamourous gig.
  3. Before the days of google maps and GPS on your phone, I was on a business trip in the area, and we had a visit scheduled with a large industrial distributor located in Gary. We were coming down from Chicago, and got lost in Gary so we pulled over and called their office. When we gave them our cross streets, their response was lock your doors and don't stop even if you get a flat. Their facility was surrounded by 10 foot walls and razor wire, lulz. It was sketchy, but it was also too f'n cold out for anybody to be out fucking around. Apocalyptic is an accurate description of some of the urban blight in that area.
  4. Seems like the Bears announce a decision ( directly south of the current stadium, Arlington Heights, etc...) every few months. Its been probably 15 years, but when I would visit my buddies in Chicago, we'd occasionally visit the shitass casinos in Gary to fuck around for a few hours before we headed back to Chicago and the bars. Those were some depressing places. I see they now have a hard rock casino, for some reason.
  5. I always dug that stadium. Sucks losing both Arrowhead and Soldier Field
  6. he's perfect. That chin gives our defense a place to rest their nuts.
  7. First comment is a banger!
  8. that look on kuato looch's face is killing me!
  9. Damn.... that camera man is dangerously close to Elko's event horizon.
  10. Who the fuck would be happy with Muschamp as HC? He's already been fired twice from SEC schools because in 8+ seasons he managed a 56-51 record. No reason Texas should be the third school to fire his ass.
  11. Occasionally a man may hit low points in life, and even more infrequently he may hit rock bottom. But if he keeps spiraling downward, he ends up here....
  12. Those fellas look like the type that would shove a dildo up their ass to prove they arent homophobic.
  13. That Creighton -6.5 line was free fucking money. I damn near fell out of my chair when I saw that one. Marquette is fucking terrible against the spread, look at the margins they are underperforming the spread by....a lot of double digits there. I haven't watched any OU yet, but I'm just going to assume they suck ass based on their slugfest with Shaka's boys.
  14. That's the kind of culinary inspiration you can only find in this thread, but fuck it makes all the sense in the world. I could even see working some of these into the party They arent nearly as hot as the name suggests, but I've been known to put a hurtin on a bag of those.
  15. Lets be honest.... presumably the sister at least walks upright so thats probably close to best case scenario for aggy.
  16. Goddamn, that's easy money. Add some cheesy line about how the sips watched it from home and you're looking at $50 ea.
  17. Texags is on fire.
  18. Living in fear of aggy success is a serious WTF. Those dickslaps havent won a meaningful game in my lifetime.
  19. well ....
  20. was that aggy defensive back just jerking off the RB as they ran down the sideline together?
  21. Agreed. In the most excruciating fashion possible.
  22. RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!
  23. Imagine being a KState fan and realizing this steaming pile of shit offense is why you hired your next coach.
  24. Unleash the kraken, Mario....its your only hope
  25. Nike sold over $7B in Jordan brand gear last year. His cut from Nike ($350M) is probably more than the total revenue they generate from lebron's shit. I agree that its sort of ridiculous to have a basketball player silhouette on other sports gear, but lets not pretend that Lebron is even in the same universe of marketing relevance as MJ.
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