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Blotto

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  1. any minor criticisms those clowns may make will be couched with plenty of excuses so that they stay in daddy Sark's good graces. But honestly, who gives a fuck what those pandering jock sniffers have to say?
  2. Its just that simple. Arch can't reliably hit the layups. While Sark has his own issues, how do you play call for a QB with his accuracy issues. We might as well run the f'n wishbone I'm starting to think its more likely than not that Arch will probably transfer if he doesn't drastically improve. The noise will be deafening here in Austin next season and who wants to put up with that BS. And why wouldn't we see what we have in Lacey, or fuck it, Dia Bell assuming he sticks with us. If they can't play better than what Arch has displayed to date, what the fuck are we doing? His name is probably worth the most at Ole Miss and Kiffin's QBs have been putting up numbers. Wouldn't shock me.
  3. Hide your pets, hide your kids .... the ginger ale is gonna be flowing in provo tonight. Its soakin' time!
  4. [Sark] Half the teams that played today lost their games[/Sark] including Tech
  5. but are ya white girl wasted?
  6. we lose that game with Auburn as our kicker.
  7. Honestly, I dont even like that option. Sark will be a grumpy bitch about it, and probably check out mentally. Either get a new coach or live with the fact that Sark is the OC. It aint my money, so if they can find the coin to shitcan that clown, I'd far prefer it. Lots of people can recruit to Austin with the money this program has access to. Sark is who he is, and thats the problem.
  8. Losing to Kansas will never be topped. It was their only win vs an FBS team that year.
  9. Wilcox is dumb as a bag of shit. Likely nothing happened
  10. I realize the state of Texas ain't exactly a fitness nirvana, but every time they scan the piggy crowd, there's a whole lot of fat m'fers in that joint.
  11. There's that stout tech defense we all remember, lulz. Oh well, I guess Cody will have to spend some more money on NIL....or more likely on lobbyists so that Tech can mooch the big boy's TV revenue.
  12. Not everyone is cut out for social media.
  13. Thats gotta be a best case scenario.
  14. Good. get rid of all the geriatric fucks in DC.
  15. You've got a scheming, 24 year-old gold digger with an IQ of about 80 controlling a 73 year-old, bumbling, anti-social coach who has decided to throw it all away for some fresh pussy. It can and likely will get more fucked up. I'm counting on it. 6 months ago? She probably already makes him sleep in a dog crate at the foot of her bed.
  16. Who knows.... its in Kyle, so I certainly never will.
  17. Skeptical doesn't adequately convey my opinion of this trade, but its also just some of the profits from my brief 24 hour foray into the critical metals mania last week. I have a sell order in on 2/3 of my contracts at a 50% profit, which would leave the rest as a free roll. If that doesn't hit by this afternoon, I'll probably bail on the entire position which is up about 30% currently. Like I mentioned....purely an entertainment wager, certainly not an investment.
  18. Some of the apes on wsb seem to be pushing BYND and their shitty fake burgers as the "Next" big squeeze. Volume on the underlying is already at 140M shares ( or 10X daily average) one hour into trading. I jumped in with an entertainment sized bet on some Nov 21 options when the market opened because premiums seemed cheap. I look forward to how poorly I time my exit from this trade.
  19. Mr Chase needs to pursue this injustice through our legal system, the one arena in this country where the little guy always gets a fair shake.
  20. Did your mom use to drink a lot?
  21. Yeah I could give a shit about Cinci, but anytime that bug-eyed choad gets fucked, its a good day.
  22. the geezers are putting on a show.
  23. Do you think its more likely they have $800M in a cookie jar in the athletic dept snack room, or do you think they used bonds which they have to repay out of athletic department revenue? If its the latter, that $100M out the door for this coaching change further limits their financial flexibility. I guess we all know how PSU will vote on that $2B equity deal.
  24. You're going to have to be more specific
  25. True, but he's gotta be a prime candidate for any 26 celebrity death pools. That dude is running on vapors. He's not gonna score you a lot of points because he is 147 years old, but its good to get on the board early.
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