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Blotto

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  1. Gimme a phat beat beet!
  2. Like watching Kevin Mchale play hoops. And Scheffler shit the bed on 15th. WTF, scottie.
  3. In what universe is calling someone "the Browns franchise QB" considered praise? Someone has to be the browns starting QB, just like someone had to assist Mangino with wiping his ass back in the day. That doesn't make it a particularly desirable job.
  4. you might want to brush up on your definition of "well done"
  5. I can not stand by and witness the glorious vittles at what I presume is Enchiladas y mas to be sullied in such a fashion.
  6. Every time I watch that guy (which isnt often), I wonder why he gets so much positive press. Plus he looks like he'd rather be dancing around to "goodbye horses" while he sews his skin suits.
  7. I refuse to limit my ability to mock and deride that shitheap of a juco to one thread.
  8. SECrant is mostly crap, but every now and then it can deliver. This thread (https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/williamtaylor21-finally-lands-his-dream-job/119806497/) starts out with a gump fan fake doxxing another poster over there: Note the OP's username. His target comes back an hour later with this headshot:
  9. Joe Milton just threw a pretty nice pass on that TD to Brooks. Didnt think he had that in him.
  10. There's still time to delete this. There may be a few people that haven't read it yet.
  11. That's fairly progressive for Kentucky.
  12. If shenanigans were a person
  13. That is laughably incorrect. Summers up there are badass.
  14. Can anyone suggest a podcast app that is worth a shit? I'm not a huge podcast person and have generally used spotify as I am a subscriber, but that app just sucks for podcasts. It doesnt seem possible to create a playlist with several podcasts that will automatically queue up the latest episodes when released. There has to be a better interface than what Spotify offers up.
  15. They may not like Texas, and they may look forward to that game, but no way in hell do I believe most OSU fans consider Texas a bigger rival than bedlam. I'm not really buying WVU, KU, or KSU either. thats some made up clickbait bullshit, which probably explains why the site sportsrivalry.com no longer exists.
  16. Brazil is different.
  17. that would be a tremendous gig for johnny football. Texas shaped manziel pies stamped with their dumbass slogans..."howdy", "gig em", "jizz jar". Make em into xmas ornaments.
  18. Yeah, there are some things to like about this roster, but the offensive potential of our guards seems shaky at best. Who is gonna step up and make the big outside shot when needed? Tre was obviously the guy last year, but I haven't seen a lot out of either Pope or Mark during their time here in Austin to make me think they are gonna turn into a lights out shooter. The SEC website stats site isnt loading conference only stats right now, but I seem to recall both Pope and Mark shooting around 33% from deep in conference play. As for breaking down a defense and kicking to the open man, our 3 returning guards combined for less than 5 assists per game. I didn't watch enough St John's ball to even notice Wilcher, but his 29% 3P/1.4Ast/1.4TO line from last year doesnt indicate that he will be the salvation for either concern. Of course, I also haven't seen Miller coach a game here yet, so we can only guess what kind of offense he wants to run.
  19. AMY died with its founder. Look at their linkedin page. Nobody works there. their press releases are a bunch of announcements of consultants they are hiring, a fluff announcement of some consortium with Lucid, and an announcement that their JV with Zenith chemical was unwound. Its dead comatose.....waiting for someone, anyone to revive it.
  20. Not this year. Here's the payout Now that the leader starts at even par, it makes it a bit harder to win as compared to the previous format. So I believe they shifted payments around. Scottie already won $10M for being the season long fedex up cup points leader, and picked up another $5M for leading the Fedex cup standings after the BMW.
  21. Playing for $10M next week, I believe. So that could be ~$56M. Add in another $30M in endorsements and its not hard to see Scheffler fucking around and ultimately becoming a billionaire.
  22. There's a bonus crash in this one about 15 seconds in.
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