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Blotto

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  1. I think a lot of people would be surprised to know that there are now more Mormons than there are Jews, both domestically and globally. I guess all that missionary work (not that kind Jake) has paid off.
  2. New shit has come to light... https://ksltv.com/local-news/jake-retzlaff-lawsuit/791607/ There is a fan conspiracy floating around the internet that the female was a Univ of Utah student and this was a setup to get him suspended. In other words, force him to claim the sex was consensual to get him suspended, and now drop the case. Sounds like bullshit, but that would be some next level skullduggery.
  3. Its all the same shit to me. I'd love to know which universities teach that Mormonism is a cult. Probably Baylor, lulz.
  4. The most amusing thing about this thread are all the comments singling out Mormonism as a cult, because somehow their version of their sky fairy is weirder than all the other sky fairies out there.
  5. And he is being suspended for having consensual sex which is his defense against the accusations. You're out of your mind if you think BYU handles sex like every other school, save Baylor or Penn St.
  6. Fuck yeah Freese. That was an awesome display he put on there at the end.
  7. That's why I always laugh at those BYU choads on this board who dream about BYU being a power in football or basketball. Most 18-22 year old dudes like having sex. Sure they could go to BYU and hope they dont get exposed, or they could go anywhere else where nobody gives a fuck.
  8. The only thing I took away from reading up on the latest Beasley incident is that the NBA (and probably all pro leagues) aren't really taking this seriously. The suspicious behavior began occurring in Jan '24, and yet they are just now getting around to investigating it? Beasley has played in over 100 games since then. It would be a trivial undertaking for a CS undergrad intern to write a data scraping project to watch line movements on player props and flag them in real time, or at least aggregate data on a daily/weekly/monthly basis to look for trends. Plenty of websites out there that monitor this type of shit, why cant the NBA? Why does it take a full year and a half to launch an investigation?
  9. It was his low water mark for the season, but a pretty fucking solid effort that year...
  10. It seems the knicks had a really well thought out plan when they dumped thibs. Whatever, Dolan is a f'n douche and deserves failure.
  11. He should really help the Cavs for the 8 games a season he is healthy.
  12. So someone can still release a Grok hemorrhoid balm?
  13. Can you imagine the quality of clientele when your customer base is 100% comprised of people in the market for a used ass thermometer? It would probably remind you of a Texags user convention.
  14. Imma and Liucci should work out something akin to a hostage exchange. Think how happy Rex would be amongst all the pudding brained rubes. Hell, he might actually become something of a thought leader over there.
  15. Huh? Whether I find the gif on google image search (hosted on yarn) or directly on yarn itself, copy/paste works for me. I try and avoid the yarn website, because its a piece of shit, but if you visit and land on a "video" file, there is a "gif" button there as well: Click that and copy/paste the resulting gif.
  16. Ace Bailey is a giant bitch. The downside to showering all these 17 and 18 year old kids with millions is that some of them think they are Lebron already. Maybe discovering the concept of polygamy will cheer him up.
  17. The price has gone up to $13, but they've been running a shitload of promos all month to buy hours for cheaper. If you are only interested in paying a couple of hours at a time as you go, you will be paying a lot more than if you buy a chunk or hours whenever they run promos, which is frequently.
  18. Every time you open your mouth.
  19. The "regular people" have tolerated a whole hell of a lot more in this country including a departing president who tried to overthrow the 2020 election. And then they elected him again. Give up your fantasies. Collectively, "regular people" will do nothing more than a.) cheer this shit on or b.) roll over and spread their cheeks.
  20. If there was only some way of identifying the reason for declining sales and the brands falling popularity. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alanohnsman/2025/06/26/elon-musk-has-fired-one-of-his-top-tesla-lieutenants/ If the numbers are as dire as predicted (10% fall YoY in sales) that should result in at least a 30% spike in TSLA stock. for pushing us all.......out the door.
  21. Those are tears of joy as he realizes his access to top notch pussy just dramatically improved.
  22. Its a SPAC and this fucking imbecile is involved..... I cant think of a better candidate for this thread.....we're all gonna be rich!
  23. I'll never understand why the NBA makes draft day trades that include picks so confusing. Silver just announced a trade that was public information when the portland pick was made.
  24. Colin Cowherd got drafted, lulz?
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