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Blotto

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  1. I was catching a rideshare from the airport back to my house the other day, and as we were traversing one of the sketchier parts of airport blvd, there was a disheveled looking dude in an empty parking lot pacing around an old, beat-to-shit hearse looking like he was up to no good. The hearse had the words "wish you were here" stenciled across the back window. I laughed.
  2. Just stumbled across this trailer. I wasn't aware the world needed more of the IT universe, but I guess HBO feels differently. 8 episodes in all. I dont see how Steven King isnt a billionaire by this point.
  3. Add in the start of the NBA and college hoops seasons soon and you realize exactly what a punch in the dick the months of July/August really are.
  4. You will know its a wrap when the UNC marching band gets the go ahead to blast Gold Digger when Jordan struts around the field pregame
  5. You know your personal and professional lives are in a freefall when you would probably benefit from a call to Bobby Petrino for some public image consulting tips. All self-inflicted, too....what a fuck-up.
  6. yeah doesnt sound like he was shooting off fireworks. it sounds like he started the fire on purpose
  7. So what exactly does Bobby do behind the scenes?
  8. The only way I want Art Briles on campus is if they place him in a pen next to bevo, and any female that wants to can take take a swing at his nuts with a baseball bat. Hell open it up to anybody that wants to. fuck that piece of shit.
  9. My guess is that he just made that up.
  10. And my guess (although I dont pay for any of that crap, so its just a guess) is that Bobby and the rest of them still arent blasting Sark and the team like they deserve. These dorks arent reporters, they are professional jock-sniffers, and they have to play the game for proximity to those jocks.
  11. I'm pretty sure i can remember the general area where we scattered my moms ashes, so if i all gotta do is fuck a hole in the ground, well......the negotiating lines are open, good sir. My apologies in advance to the fine folks visiting Tanglewood in the Berkshires.
  12. That's a pretty fucking awesome photo. jr was a load when he was 6, lulz.
  13. Kraft needs to fuck with Belichick and commission a statue of this
  14. Louisiana police released a video earlier today which shows Lacy swerving back into his lane right before the crash which happens off screen. but they are claiming that another driver swerved because Lacy was in the wrong lane, and that ultimately caused the fatal collision. https://www.tmz.com/2025/10/07/kyren-lacy-louisiana-state-police-update-crash/#continued
  15. Former football star Mark Sanchez was released from the hospital and sent straight to jail after he allegedly assaulted an elderly man who then stabbed him during a drunken Indianapolis brawl, according to reports. Sanchez, 38, was discharged from the hospital Sunday morning after being treated for stab wounds to the chest he sustained Friday night, TMZ reported. But the former Jets Quarterback wasn’t sent on his merry way. Instead, Sanchez was brought to central booking at the Marion County Jail, as he’d already been arrested and charged with public intoxication and battery while he was in the hospital.
  16. I've been holding shares in this stonk for a few years now. They announced a $75M investment today from an investor they haven't disclosed yet for some reason. I've been in and out of options a few times pretty profitably as well as its a fairly volatile stonk, and I'm currently holding a bunch of Jan '27, $7 calls at a price of $.65. For a company beginning the day with a market cap of about $600M, its crazy to see them on the top 10 options volume leaderboard today. Who knows if the price will take off further or fall back like it usually does, but I've never seen this type of options action with POET before, and its probably because its starting to get some of that wsb hype. Going back 2 years, you can see how high today's relative options volume was. Easily the stonk in my holdings with the greatest reward potential in my mind, as well as the greatest likelihood of going to zero. They have been talking samples to customers and design wins for a while.....but so far shit for revenue. Its one to keep an eye on if they ever get their shit together, or if its revealed that the $75M came from one of the AI powers (which is likely the reason for today's options speculation).
  17. Thats fucking funny. You know Jordan is reaming Bill's ass about losing another TV project. Probably NowThis style.
  18. The man knows his football.
  19. I dont know if this a common clip and I just somehow missed it, but this Tyson interview cracks me up. He can be such a psycho.
  20. fucking sooner, lulz.
  21. Case Mccoy thinks that run was derpy as fuck
  22. That is such a bitch-made f'n pussy comment. 1-3 record before they physically worked your soft ass team, you clueless fuck. How about you figure shit out in austin before you start worrying about how the other 135 teams may or may not do.
  23. Imma sleeping on the frat house couch, CPAP'd up and looking like Immortan Joe, is the photo we need.
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