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Blotto

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  1. https://nypost.com/2025/04/25/sports/adrian-peterson-arrested-for-dwi-after-appearance-at-nfl-draft-party/ Shitbag gonna shitbag
  2. thats like choosing between adding a cat turd or a dog turd to your morning coffee. Fuck em both. The draft "industry" that the NFL has managed to build into their marketing is really something, but they run circles around the other leagues in terms of marketing. but the downside to that is having these fucking dorks that probably never scored a touchdown in their lives pretend like they are NFL talent gurus. They are somehow worse than the entirety of the $9.95 jock sniffers at the collegiate levels.
  3. That's because you know how numbers work. A quick scan of his game logs from this year shows 6 games out of 34 where Mitchell actually had a double double. In Motown's world, thats averaging a double double.
  4. i wouldn't be shocked if they found 22 young boys in his basement. Not for fucking, but so he could line them up and run classic plays from Packers history while he fists himself.
  5. This is kinda fucking crazy ... Ohio State’s 2021 wide receiver room was one of the most loaded position groups in college football history, especially during spring practice. Garrett Wilson, Chris Olave, Jameson Williams, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Marvin Harrison Jr. and Emeka Egbuka made up Ohio State’s two-deep at wide receiver that spring. Four years later, all six of them are now in the NFL as first-round draft picks. Wilson (No. 10 overall, New York Jets), Olave (No. 11, New Orleans Saints) and Williams (No. 12, Detroit Lions) were all selected in the first round of the 2022 NFL draft. Smith-Njigba (No. 20, Seattle Seahawks) was a first-round pick in 2023. Harrison became the highest-drafted wide receiver in Ohio State history (No. 4, Arizona Cardinals) in 2024. Egbuka became the sixth first-round pick from that group when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers selected him with the No. 19 overall pick in Thursday night’s first round of the 2025 NFL draft.
  6. Goddamn....
  7. most of these names had solid careers 1970 Jim Stillwagon 1972 Rich Glover 1973 John Hicks 1974 Randy White 1975 Lee Roy Selmon 1983 Dean Steinkuhler 1988 Tracy Rocker 1991 Steve Emtman 1996 Orlando Pace 2007 Glenn Dorsey 2009 Ndamukong Suh 2013 Aaron Donald 2024 Kelvin Banks Jr.
  8. There's a good reason for that. Its not close to being true
  9. in a parking lot in Green Bay in April
  10. her buddy in the red has a sweet cameltoe
  11. I not sure if thats his grandpa or mee maw, but whoever it is, they've got some good weed.
  12. Thats my second favorite part about this annual shitfest.
  13. turdition So many things about this shitfest amuse me. But I think the funniest aspect is when they show the war rooms for each team after they make a pick, and all the grown men are dry humping each other like they just cracked cold fusion.
  14. This guy needed a better plan. A+ video editing. no superfluous bullshit. Straight to the KO.
  15. I'm catching the Fontaines DC show at Stubbs on Sat. Let me know if you catch any of the opening band (Jadu Heart). I have no idea who they are and the few minutes spent on youtube doing recon was 100% meh.
  16. What's troubling about a $250B+ Market cap stock trading at ~85X sales and a 550+ PE while sporting a 3 yr CAGR less than 30%🤪? In reality, they have shot so far past any semblance of reasonable valuations that if I owned the stock, I wouldn't care at all about valuation. Its another TSLA....nobody cares.
  17. Better grab those bootstraps, pigfuckers.
  18. Adam Silver needs to give Draymond the Old Yeller treatment at this point.
  19. Bears tweet. I ripped the video so you dont have to visit 3q6wBSMefcimnuLE.mp4
  20. https://www.kxan.com/investigations/austin-mortuary-employee-arrested-accused-of-experimenting-on-corpses/ It wasnt as bad as I feared before clicking on that link, but thats kind of fucked up.
  21. "let them eat cake Big Macs"
  22. Its not clear to me that these gigantic index moves both up and down are "trader led," not even close. Before news even is out for a few minutes, the market can spike 2% or more. That is 100% algorithmic trading with no person pushing the buy button. That kind of insane volume is coming from computers, and that in its own right is scary. Its not so much that computers don't understand the dysfunction as much as it is they don't fucking care. they are programmed to exploit the markets to make money. Thats it. The rest of us are along for the ride and don't influence shit. They don't give a fuck about your bundle of blue chips or your 401K. They would gladly dock your net worth by 50% if it adds a few bips to their profits. Just another example of this country selling out the individual to benefit the corporations.
  23. Who is implying that? I just thought some people might want to take a gander at the thiccness, thats all. If she can take Sharpe for $50M and get his ass off the air, it will be a win for all of humanity. he's a fucking tool.
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