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Blotto

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  1. Next up in the pipeline, a cure to get rid of aggy.
  2. I cant remember if I have seen a discussion on this site or not regarding that Supreme Court lawyer's indictment for tax fraud regarding millions of poker winnings. Story is wild, and this article from airmail.news recapping the story is fucking great. With a good screen play and the right director, you could make a fantastic movie. What a degen https://archive.is/L7FhQ His response to the lawyer suing Dan Bilzerian for throwing that chick off the roof is classic:
  3. No doubt, the three point shot and its value in today's game has fundamentally altered the sport. Its actually crazy that it didn't happen to such a large degree sooner. It took awhile to change the mindset of coaches I guess. And then Steph arrived on the scene and shit got crazy. the bump in the mid-90's correlates to when they moved the three point line in to a uniform 22 ft as opposed to the only 22 feet in the corners. How much value does Steph even have pre-1980? He's certainly a really skilled player and would play in the league, but shooting from 30 ft out at a 42% clip would probably be frowned upon when it counts the same as the shots in the paint. I was too young in the 1980 to really give a shit about basketball theory and analytics (as they were), but I wonder if they had any idea of what it would lead to. Imagine if the NFL said touchdowns from 40+ yards out count for 10 pts, or homeruns greater than 444 ft added +1 additional run to the count.
  4. lulz at Deuce Wayne
  5. Yup, I think you gotta stick Wilt on the non-LA team. By the time he got to cali, he was probably more focused on acquiring trim Non LA years: All 4 MVPs, 36/24.7/4.5 LA years: No MVPs, 17.6/19.2/4.3
  6. I'm sure he's terribly distraught at the prospect of installing more hand-picked lackeys to fill those roles. whats scott baio up to these days, anyways?
  7. Counterpoint, he took the 2014-15 Hawks to the conference finals and the second best record in the NBA with this bag of shit roster. https://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/ATL/2015.html Thats about as clear cut a case for a Coach of the Year season as I can remember. He's got his issues, especially in the playoffs it seems, but I'd take him all day over Rivers.
  8. This quote inspires a lot of confidence... This guy sounds like he might have read a book once. OK, maybe not, but I bet he could pick a book out of a lineup.
  9. 50% "holy shit", 50% "very cool." I havent done a ton of kayaking, but it seems there would be a lot of things that could wrong there.
  10. Ive settled on eggs, potatoes, chorizo, cheese....add pico/cheese/hot sauce + avacado if I have one laying around. But the diced potatoes are mandatory. Hot sauce is usually this stuff, which is about 40% cheaper at HEB than it is on the O brothers website.....good shit.
  11. Bought a variety pack of 0-5 DTE SPY puts about an hour ago in anticipation of the tariff announcement at noon. Lets see how that shitshow transpires. Sold half my 0DTE 605P for 2X when it dropped right at noon, so I'm holding onto the other half in case something crazy happens, but the 12PM deadline seems to have passed with little fanfare. Womp, womp....
  12. I never understood the rush to start a second women's professional basketball league when the first wallowed in a financial black hole until CC arrived on the scene. Opening week debuted around 300K viewers and by week three already down 40+%. If I was TNT, I would have conditioned my media contract on CC signing up. Rumors they shelled out $100M+ over 8 years for this. CC could probably get 25% equity of the entire league if she wants next year. Sandwiched between MTV's "Help, I'm in a Secret Relationship" and Disney's "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place" https://ustvdb.com/ratings/shows/
  13. I have read nothing about this situation other than your post, but my guess is it will ultimately get resolved before the tournament starts. The streaming services and content providers love playing tummysticks over this shit. And if they don't come to terms, I'll just pirate the games off of any of the 60 streaming sports sites that cost nothing. Because fuck adding a different subscription for every sporting event. Was planning on cancelling YouTubeTV after the tournament anyway. If they want to speed the process up, more power to them.
  14. Having two aholes means you can get twice as many eggs
  15. This team ain't gonna make the tourney and they sure as fuck don't deserve it. We didnt beat anyone worth a shit before the conference season started and we're getting ready to be 4-8 in conference. The faster we can shitcan Terry and start the reset the better.
  16. Earlier in the game, they said he was the leader of our team both on and off the court. While I actually doubt that, it would explain a lot.
  17. Scintillating stuff Tre is 5 for 7. The rest of the team is fingering their butthole.
  18. Does Mark want to be an NBA mascot or something?
  19. MOAR 3'S! MOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!
  20. I would have to assume with rocko there is a 95+% chance of skidmarks, because he was too fucking stupid to figure out to how wipe his ass.
  21. Any clean energy and especially battery startups that were the beneficiaries of DOE loans should be a little nervous that Elon will probably get to pick and choose which loans are actually honored. If your product is a threat to Telsa's megapack business, that cant be comforting.
  22. Thats a lovely story, but the platypus isnt really close to extinction.
  23. Come on, man. Are we trying to move backwards or move forwards, here?
  24. Because criticizing his political stances on a football thread would cause more than a few snowflakes to get their twats so twisted, they might end up needing a wheelchair as well . He's a gigantic fucking tool who craves power and will suck anyones dick for more power, whether that advances the educational mission of the University of Texas or not. He cares about Greg Abbott not UT, and deserves to be mocked for being such a human buttplug. If that offends you, sign up over at Texags. They love the guy. Go be with your kind.
  25. Lulz....imagine CDC wondering if the slapdicks on Surly have any guidance on how he should proceed. The mfer knows what he's doing.
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