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Blotto

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  1. Those daughters should consider it a blessing to have their deacon's saggy purity balls dragged across their face. It's God's will.
  2. https://www.tomahawknation.com/florida-state-football-fsu-seminoles-college-cfb-acc-norvell-team-roster-schedule-game/2023/12/21/24011773/realignment-acc-exit-conference-revenue-sec-big-10-12-pac-smu-cal-stanford-breakdown-grant-rights#:~:text=To leave the ACC fully,Grant of Rights in court. This is exactly the direction university athletic departments need to be heading in, lulz. In the back pocket of private equity.
  3. Dudes got a lot of talent. Growing beards aint one of them. Needs to shave off that aids infested amish thing he's got going on.
  4. They don't have a .pdf copy in Tallahassee? Is it a sacred document kept/guarded in ACC facilities? Also saw this comment from Brett McMurphy earlier. We are privileged to roam this earth at the same time as Brett, allowing us to consume his wisdom which he just hands out for free.
  5. Wtf happened with Knecht? Last Tennessee game I watched was that UNC game where he put up 37 and was clowning on everyone. Checking their box scores from their last few games, he has scored 7,2,6.
  6. The first time you get ahold of a massive rack in high school...
  7. They could add a @Wulaw Horn sex tent to the sideline next to the blue medical tent. This one's for concussions, and that one is for fucking hoes, Tyreek.
  8. The great thing is you wont have to wait that long to plow more money in at $.16 and do it all over again. Add this stock split (1:100) to the list and that's three reverse stock splits since May. If you owned 22,500 shares of stock on May 1, you would now own 1 share
  9. WTF? The Elk must be rolling out the "chubby chicks hang out with fat chicks so they look skinnier in photos" approach to assembling his staff.
  10. I think Jagger's youngest kid was born awhile ago, but here's a crazy fact
  11. You cynical bastards are losing sight of the most important matter in all of this, which is that Tyreek has finally found his forever wife and he can now focus on spending the rest of his life with his soulmate in monogamous, romantic bliss.
  12. Somehow Bama is 1-16 from behind the arc in the first 10 minutes against #1 Zona, and they still hold a 2 pt lead.
  13. Plenty of bold moves with that bracket. Shaka to the reginal finals and Barnes to the final four. I'll laugh when we make further than both of them, and it will probably only take a trip to the S16 to achieve that, lulz.
  14. $5 streaming charge. $50 superchats. After every Houthi shitbucket that we sink, the stream cuts over to some OnlyFans chicks deploying a double-headed dildo in support of our troops.....we could possibly turn a profit on this deal.
  15. Companies like Goldman Sachs and BlackRock are experts in extracting money from other peoples pockets and placing it in their own. Its their entire raison d'etre. And they had to stand by and watch as billions were fleeced from crypto rubes over the last decade. It killed them that they couldnt really get in on that easy fucking money. They are hyper aware that the crypto market is rife with inefficiencies and blind spots, and they know that exploiting those would pour billions into their own pockets. So yeah, I'm not exactly shocked they want in on that goldmine.
  16. So we have your word that you will abstain from discussing government regulation of crypto in this thread?
  17. I have to respect Joe Lunardi's game. Dude has fashioned a career and a decent income from just pulling shit out of his ass and smearing it on a bracket. Nobody holds him accountable for his early predictions (and how could you), so he just keeps putting these out and going on TV to talk about it. Inevitably the real brackets are released only marginally resembling his last efforts, and in early April he begins the cycle again with a "way too early bracketology" for 20XX. For whatever reason, he has convinced people he is the king of bracketology. Solid hustle if you ask me.
  18. Are you under the impression that self-absorbed shitbag celebrities are a new thing? Babe Ruth laughs at that idea.
  19. Do we have any rich nerd alumni that could drop $1M on Stewart to drag his nuts all over aggy on the quidditch pitch?
  20. This dude is an athlete AND he shops at Dillards. Bjork would do well to listen to him.
  21. The Sean Kemp School of Financial Planning. It's an accelerated program for those collecting baby mama's in their early twenties
  22. There's a lot of gold in this video ...
  23. It would be better if they were crushing high lifes and menthols in the photo.
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