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Blotto

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  1. Tim Cook is a bean counter at heart, not a risk taker, and in no way is he a tech visionary. He was able to optimize operations and squeeze every incremental piece of profit possible, but there has been shit for innovation for the majority of his reign. The Apple watch was probably the most successful product category released under him, and that was 2015.
  2. With FIFA cozying up to Trump's nuts, it's more likely that the entirety of the WC is hosted in the US with can/mex losing hosting privileges.
  3. I just finished the last few episodes of S1. Overall I dug it enough to finish the season in its entirety, which isnt the case with most shows I start. Its not mind blowing stuff, but I'll definitely check out the second season. I'm curious how much of the original cast is in the second season, as its my understanding that the second book in the series follows a different story arc mainly.
  4. We have some room to play with. For some context, a month ago the lake was at 638 feet (44% full). https://waterdatafortexas.org/reservoirs/individual/travis
  5. That's like bragging about having an almost 3 inch cock. Life as a wolves fan, lulz.
  6. https://archive.ph/ is your friend
  7. There is some definite talent on the field.
  8. Blotto replied to squib's topic in Food and Travel
    It took a dozen guys to "almost get through" 8 or 9 beers. Did you run out of straws?
  9. Blotto replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    Could put a serious dent in our .75 goals per game average.
  10. we actually run a trade surplus with Brazil, so according to Trump's fucktarded logic they should be entitled to tariff the US. But in a shock to everyone, I'm sure, he throws out 50%.
  11. I doubt Zeus can walk you through how the velcro on his shoes work.
  12. I wonder if she used that gofundme money on some aftermarkets...
  13. Dude will make a killing in furniture store advertisements
  14. Tattooed on his hog
  15. I imagine even the MAGA pedophiles in West Texas are outraged.
  16. Lulz. They have some poor schlub editing 25 years of videos to make sure a minute is now missing from each.
  17. Derp Nevermind, Youtube had it classified as live, but it was obviously not from today.
  18. Wilcher put up 1.4 asts in 25 mpg last season. Mark chipped 1.8 asts in 26 mpg. Neither exactly screams elite set-up guy. Seems like that's the biggest hole in the roster, but maybe there's someone else in the picture. Shit thought I was posting on the miller time thread. Needless derail here.
  19. No roster on the TexasSports website for the 25-26 season. Who's gonna run the point and are they worth a shit?
  20. So what. He's got 100M of those at his disposal. Its not like qualifications matter, he has an HEB bagger in charge of managing violent extremism. She's as disposable as a kleenex.
  21. The Internet broke this country. "Oh, I see you are interested in loony f'n conspiracy theories ....let me serve you hundreds more so you click and make me rich"
  22. It's those kind of guys that keep the greatest sport known to man interesting. You gotta admit going from Lesticles to Coach O is a back to back all-timer.
  23. 175 Beaver Road, Ingram TX you say..... That dude is like 1000 ft from the Guadalupe.
  24. Unless he does so on the aggy sideline because he dropped his vape pen, gets in the way and elko falls on him. That would be bring the lulz, which is really the only use I have for the entire collection of fucksticks known as aggy.
  25. *barr
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