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Blotto

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  1. Lulz at Blinndergarden churning out all those next generation ags. I bet their course requirements consist entirely of aggy fanfiction where they learn to weild their crayons spinning yarns about those BigXII glory days and assisting visiting fans with directions to the tacklebox dominating the campus skyline.
  2. Bowls are always a crapshoot, especially recently with so many upperclassmen with talent sitting out. But mullet's career bowl record is 11-6, so it looks like he at least gives a shit about them. I hope Vegas makes aggy at least a 2-1 favorite.
  3. they were guarding the grass at the pentagon, you stupid sip.
  4. Collins was usually sitting on my bench anyway , so I was really trading away Kittle for Kelce. But now, as the #1 receiver I'm not sure Collins would be sitting on my bench.
  5. Ha. Worked a trade a couple of days ago giving up Kittle and Nico Collins getting Kelce and Thielen back. Now with Dell out and Collins the clear #1, I have some regrets, lulz
  6. A&M is to the SEC as Aggy was to the Big 12. Simple as that. Irrelevant.
  7. Watching OSU work up a #6 on aggy butthole will be a great lead-in to games that actually matter.
  8. Those braindead dildos over in Liucciville are mad as hell and they are just gonna take it like they always do.
  9. 63 pt over? A theoretical 34-29 game? That seems probably 15-20 pts low. They should get their's against our shitty pass D. We will have to outscore them. Think I will jump on that now.
  10. That is not the reaction of a bunch of dudes that have confidence they can beat anyone/anywhere. Thats a bitch made reaction right there. They couldn't hide it. I assume UM and UW will be favored, so that underdog ML parlay may be enticing. Run it back for the title. Huh, I guess we're favored, a bit surprised there
  11. If that transpires, we'd be cock-slapping the entire SEC at once before we ever lace them up for our first conference game. I like it. It sets the tone for our arrival nicely. Now get daddy a drink.
  12. This third quarter seems likes its been going for an hour and a half now, and there is still 4 minutes left.
  13. If I had never watched a game of football before and this was my introduction to the sport, it could very well be the only game of cfb I would ever watch. Which would be a shame.
  14. I gotta admit, I didnt have that turn of phrase on today's bingo card.
  15. lulz. those dudes would rather give osama bin laden's corpse a blow-job than admit we're gonna destroy their ass next year.
  16. Case used to say that watching his daddy lay pipe.
  17. Always wondered why he didnt get more touches.
  18. The group text is humming now, lulz...."someone needs to be able to make threes in that offense."
  19. I dont understand how that doesnt happen. WTF
  20. fucking hell sark, what the fuck was that all about
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