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Blotto

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  1. Lulz, fuck Mahomes. Amazing QB, but also an insufferable dildo. Can't believe the Broncos have a shot after their 1-5 start.
  2. FIFS. He's going to look at Christmas lights, for fucks sake.
  3. Stop being such a douchebag, westside. It's a discussion board where people can voice different opinions. Some of us think the contract is a risk, and we stated that. Nobody fucking cares how disappointed you are that not everybody agrees with you.
  4. We aren't a smart species. The science is pretty clear, and people still line up to bash their heads together. And plenty of us pay good money to watch it happen.
  5. Blotto

    Blanda: The GOAT

    Crazy that his career FG% was just under 53% and he was employed as a kicker for 26 years. That position has come a long ways since his playing days.
  6. Family is donating his brain for study. If the information in this reddit thread is accurate, CTE has been wrecking his life for awhile. https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18f998w/former_titans_te_frank_wycheck_hero_of_music_city/
  7. Pfff...they're no Buckcherry
  8. Ohtani's mystique is the two way nature of his game. If you look at just his batting WAR ratings, he's 3rd on the dodgers based on last year's numbers. I'll give you he's huge in Japan, but the US attn span is fickle. Pujols went from hero to zero in a few years and he was a far better offensive talent in STL than Ohtani has ever shown. If he doesn't pitch, that contract is a bust.
  9. The shade would come in handy for those 2:30 kickoffs.
  10. Those oregon booty shorts were something else. Felt like I was in an anatomy class
  11. Don't forget your cape handler
  12. Again, that's assuming he resumes his ways as a dominant two way player. If he doesn't make it all the way back as a pitcher, he's a career .274 hitter that averages 28 HRs a year. He won't be nearly the attraction he is now, and will be turning 30 next summer. Its a gamble that he can come back and pitch, and he probably can, but lets not pretend there isnt a certain amount of risk here.
  13. Kind of works like a churrascaria with waiters walking around with various pies. We went fairly soon after it opened here in austin, and it was hit or miss depending on the pie. We all agreed we'd probably rather hit double Dave's, if only for the pizza roll option. But it's been pre-covid since I've hit up DD's, so it's possible they've gone to shit as well.
  14. I love how he still ends the ceremony with "thank you all so much"
  15. They better hope he can pitch his ass off for the majority of that contract, because otherwise that seems like a lot to pay for a DH. Oh well, its the dodgers, so fuck em.
  16. Dude has seen his team accomplish more by the age of 11 than his parents will experience in their lifetimes. If they were smart, they would put him in charge of the family finances.
  17. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3430537 The usual amount of Texags butthurt and inaccuracies, but also a surprising number of realists. Goddamn do they hate being little brother. They should move that entire campus over to Qatar, where they could goose step around campus confident in their big brother status. It would be a win for everyone.* *except the people of Qatar
  18. They buried him with a view of Lassie's asshole Lasshole.
  19. There's always time for a good band hate thread. If you crossed a mentally handicapped Charlie Brown with Liberace going through his western musical phase, I assume you would end up with the Texas band uniform. Its not a good look. If eliminating all marching bands will make stadium beers $.25 cheaper, sign me the fuck up.* *with the possible exception of a few of the HBCU bands that dont actually bore me to tears and drop some funk into the mix.
  20. At the rate aggy is shedding players, they may have a hard time fielding a roster for the bowl game. How the fuck are they still favored by 3? I'm gonna have to bet OSU moneyline out of principle.
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