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Blotto

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  1. We only had to suffer through 300 shitty dr.pepper cfb commercials for them to land a couple this season.
  2. I'm a simple man. A simple man that prays that his search history need never be discussed in a court of law.
  3. They gotta get a TD here, cant fuck around with another fg
  4. 0 for 3, Nix. What is that completion percentage, again?
  5. Here's a thread on r/cfb. Won't claim this is LL's source, but you can find a similar theory in there. True or not, who knows? I just hope we no lube those clowns by 50, and Bevo skullfucks Gundy and Yormark on the way out. Nothing personal, just a parting gift for the BigXII. https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/188eaxn/longhorn_livestock_found_dead_outside_oklahoma/
  6. Until Disu gets into the rotation with his usual minutes, its hard for me to get too worked at this point. We have enough talent on this team to compete with anyone, but we also do a lot of stupid shit. Stupid shit can get fixed. Its early, but this team (in particular guys like Shedrick and Horton) has actually exceeded my expectations. If DIsu is fully healthy in the back half of the season, I think we're gonna be a handful. They play hard.
  7. I have Metcalf on both my rosters. Week starting off
  8. its gonna be a rollercoaster watching Max play all season. Dude aint afraid to put it up.
  9. https://sportsurge.club/event/texas-state-bobcats-texas-longhorns-live-streaming/713144
  10. TTvs Butler (FS1) is an entertaining game. Heading to overtime
  11. This guy seems like a sneaky good hire for Indiana. If he somehow manages to keep that streak alive for a couple more years, he will be a hot commodity. But Indiana's football history is about on par with Kansas State's (pre-Snyder), so he better be a stud. Its been more 32 years since their last bowl win. Fuck thats a long time. Speaking of Snyder, I saw this thread on Reddit earlier. Pre-Saban, I probably considered him the best coach since I've been paying attention to the sport (mid 80's on). Shit, I may still. That turnaround was insane.
  12. Arky shitcanning Robert Paulson halfway through next season and installing Petrino as HC has gotta be the play. They couldn't bring Petrino back as HC directly, but they'll give him the interim gig mid-season, praise him for his service to the school, and remove the interim title by 25. Its Arkansas, nobody will be surprised. Hell, we're all expecting it. And yes, I realize I'm tossing the word "school" around quite loosely.
  13. If Ray Rice didnt log any jail time, I'd wager Von spends no time in jail. If he was younger, he'd probably also have no problem finding a roster spot in the league if Buffalo cuts his ass. But with his age and the fact he was already missing a ton of games the last 3-4 years, he may not have enough left in the tank to justify the PR hit. Oh well, fuck him.
  14. I wouldn't want that dude on the team either as he doesn't exactly sound like the kind of guy you can count on. Is he gonna sit out next week if they forget the honey mustard sauce for his pre-game nuggies? But then again, if I was coach, he wouldn't have had an opportunity to lead a comeback in the 2nd half. I would probably make a shitty coach.
  15. I guess Duke doesn't want the football program to be a distraction any longer.
  16. Aggy or not, I'm gonna need a bit more detail than what is presented above to presume guilt of anything. I will sign off on him being a piece of shit, however.
  17. I don't believe any of the bullshit those Shark Tank clowns claim. Here's an example of why... I seriously doubt that business ever generated $468M in sales, much less enough profit to return that much money to a minority investor. https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2022/12/23/co-creator-of-the-comfy-a-shark-tank-hit-fights-to-keep-company-afloat/?sh=1505988c7894 But she has made that claim numerous times. Its entertainment, not reality.
  18. Its been years since ive set foot inside a taco bell, but based on my recollection of a typical crew, if Im expected to bang it out with those coworkers, you're goddamn right I'm getting so shit housed that I'm puking in the guac bowl.
  19. There's not a lot that can surprise me when it comes to college athletics, but Petrino coming back to Arkansas is pretty unbelievable. Dude was handing out jobs and cash to his sidepiece and lied to his bosses about it. On the positive side for piggy students, I guess they can all plan on banging the volleyball team
  20. I'm not sold on Traylor as a HC but this seems like a reasonable proving ground and Traylor offers a higher ceiling than Kingsbury who has a 6 year track record in the conference with a .352 winning percentage. Its amazing to me that Fritatta can make money in his other ventures.
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