Everything posted by Blotto
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Favorite oysters
I had a buddy whose family owned a place on puget sound. Tide went out on their rocky stretch of beach and it was a live oyster bed, thousands of em. There were weekends where we consume nothing but oysters, fresh crab, maybe some steaks and fucktons of ranier, whiskey, and weed. but dozens and dozens of oysters. I shed a tear when they sold the place last year.
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
yeah this half is better than what i saw of the first half.
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
Its fascinating to me that these two dickslaps are constantly fellated as being such alpha males by the magtards, when they are two of the biggest pussies on the planet.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Congratulations ladies, you did the University proud
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Holy shit what a catch
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Do you guys think Greenspoint jacks off to a Helobious glamour shot, or the other way around?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
As far as I know, Tesla still requires NTSHA approval of FSD to launch their robotaxi service in Austin next week, and as of a couple of weeks ago they didnt have that. Trump could probably fuck with him here as that agency falls under that real world dipshit Sean Duffy. Bigger question is whether Elon even cares, of if he would just launch without NTSHA approval promising remote drivers are at the wheel observing all operations. (wink, wink)
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
Trump only hates spending his own money, but he'll happily spend tens of millions of sweet tax payer money on golf every year. $50K or whatever they spent on that tesler is a non-event. Probably acquired with a government P-card and no fucks given.
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Its amazing to me that there are still people out there who believe this shit. Trump could host a fireside chat on national tv where he details every scam he has orchestrated since 2016 and argue that a rich president makes a happy president, and a happy president makes a happy America. And he would not drop 1% in approval ratings. GQP VOTERS DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE DOES. ORANGE JESUS IS BEST JESUS!- the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
Look at the soy boy over here calling out these patriots. I bet you don't even tan your balls.- Surly #Stonks
If by "one of us", you mean it looks like he went out and hit it entirely too hard the night before, and is just trying to make it through the day without shitting his pants.....then yes he is.- the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
We're living in the sequel to idiocracy. Can't wait for Clevon to be appointed as Bondi's replacement.- the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
Looks like someone here can't handle 2 high agency males going at it. you can take your gynocentric views and be gone, sir!- the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
I dont think elon is actually capable of fucking women. He just jacks off to a picture of himself, and they go the in vitro route.- the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/05/musk-trump-spacex-dragon-nasa.html Who could have ever guessed that placing the prospects of the American space program in the hands of a drugged-up, narcissist dork would weaken our hand moving forward. Two fucking morons huffing their own rancid farts for the world to see. Yay Amurica.- NFL 2025 Offseason
While I was never a Steeler fan, I always respected their consistency and thought Tomlin was a good dude. Now, I will root for them to get their shit pushed in by 40 every week. Hopefully the Bengals lure Vontaze Burfict out of retirement with a 2 game contract.- the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
- Parents charged with involuntary manslaughter after their child is struck and killed by a car (they let him walk home alone)
meanwhile in austin.... https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-crime-stephon-morson-bond-increase-burton-drive-murder- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Nothing particularly wrong about the police conduct in this video, other than being terrible shots....cant believe this dumbass made it through that barrage relatively unscathed. Looks like he might have taken one in the shoulder.- Panamanian Banana crisis
Would make a decent porn movie title about a down on his luck Panamanian porn star as he struggles with the question of whether there is more to life than MFFF foursomes, and his search for redemption as he discovers MFFFF fivesomes.- Tell me about Iowa State
- 'Targeted terror attack' in Boulder
Dunning Kruger strikes again. Do us all a favor and read this sentence every time before you choose to post.- Surly #Stonks
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Just think of the buying opportunity. A chance to double down on our previous 4 double downs! - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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