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Blotto

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  1. at $15 for a 5 oz bottle, I'll probably have to take your word for it.
  2. Seat open, table 10.
  3. Fuck no. What kind of asinine statement is that, lulz. There is nothing on this planet that could make me be proud of an association with those dipshits. Jesus christ.
  4. She's probably got photos of UNC's $10M football coach getting pegged while wearing a soiled diaper. She'll be on the board of trustees by the end of the month.
  5. Its Aaron Rodgers, isnt it.
  6. Blotto replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    This entire scenario doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Why not just legalize recreational weed then and work in some extra taxation like most states. As it stands right now, the shit sold in smoke shops is taxed the same as a bag of chips, correct? While I hesitate to underestimate the stupidity of GOP politicians in this state, this seems like a poor solution when looked at through the lense of GQP politics. Weed will be sold everywhere AND they miss out on the added taxes being collected by states where weed is legal.
  7. Pizzaballa was +1250 earlier in the week, but they removed the futures at my book this morning. Odds are back up this afternoon and our boy is +650. Steam play, imo....
  8. Sounds like we're gonna have to make a call to the bullpen....
  9. I actually dig that choice of mascot a lot. One of the better new franchise names in awhile.
  10. If you are talking about total athletic department revenue, we crossed $200M like in 2016-17. Last year we reported $271M https://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/article/texas-sports-ncaa-revenue-18614645.php
  11. I think he's been inspired by Belichick, and ole Warren is gonna embark on a pipe laying campaign that would make the executives at OXY blush.
  12. I can honestly say this is the first time I have ever noticed pat spencer on a basketball court.
  13. This round of the playoffs is starting off strong to quite strong.
  14. https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2025-05-05/american-tourist-impales-himself-on-spike-at-colosseum-left-dangling-in-excruciating-pain 47 years old, lulz. they should have left him there as a warning to others to stay the fuck off the fences
  15. saw over on r/cfb that Klatt released his early top 25 and has Texas #2 and Aggy #19. The first comment gave me a laugh Thujones rollercoaster was such a masterpiece, even aggy is starting to embrace it.
  16. Looks like he opted for the Bobby Huggins muumuu look
  17. That was bad ass.
  18. Lulz at those three out of shape fat fucks opining on the state of athletics. They should work out a sponsorship with Jardiance.
  19. And good luck getting Trump to backoff his 150% tariffs on US altarboys. The vatican has been taking advantage of US buttholes for far too long! Tough year for a conclave.
  20. this country is full of really stupid people.
  21. They should come up with a drug that keeps you from stepping on your own dick every 2-3 months.
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