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Blotto

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  1. I'm sure he already has.
  2. I guess this thread is as good as any.... Fiserv dumped 44% today when their new CEO pulled guidance. Its also sounding like there may have been some fraudulent growth reporting under the previous CEO. https://www.forbes.com/sites/martinacastellanos/2025/10/29/fiserv-stock-crashes-44-heres-why/ Where is that guy now? Why he's Trump handpicked head of the SSA and CEO of the IRS. His move to the trump admin gave him cover to sell the entirety of his stock, saving him hundreds of millions of dollars. Now all he needs is a pardon from the big guy and he gets away with it. https://archive.ph/9YmL4 I'm sure we have nothing to worry about.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Holy shit....I didn't expect a lot from Louisiana, but this fucking choad is their governor? I'm gonna fucking laugh when Trump actually does get to pick the next coach
  4. And no turnovers. You can handle a turnover here and there from an explosive high ceiling QB, not from a game manager
  5. https://www.on3.com/college/lsu-tigers/news/ed-orgeron-pitches-himself-to-be-next-lsu-head-coach/ I'm surprised he was able to clear his calendar so quickly.
  6. Pretty sweet f'n play. Speaking of "poaching", you gotta believe more than a few coaches in aggyland took notice of that one
  7. Thats like getting an ethics lesson from Bobby Petrino.
  8. take the gig - no brainer. And they will pay. I laugh at all the talk that AD's will suddenly come to their senses and start signing no name asst coaches to sensible, incentive laden deals. these are the same AD's that signed all of these stupid fucking deals to begin with. The entire system needs to implode before it can be rebuilt. the guys currently captaining the ships are the ones who created this monster. I'm all-in on Kelly taking the UCLA gig and showing up to the first presser with fake tits and ass implants like a Kardashian. We have to assume that he already knows how to blow athletes from his time on the recruiting trails.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    You just described 3/4 of the SEC.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Petrino is pretty universally known as an unethical shitbag. He fucked over Louisville and Arkansas, and they both gleefully invited him back. It just goes to show ya, you never forget the greatest piece of ass you ever scored.
  11. 2nd half in San Marcos is turning into a snuff film
  12. That would be Kershaw who they probably weren't planning on seeing much work, but now who knows.
  13. I'm guessing its like the cowboys these days, the crowds will be there regardless. The city has grown so much that there will probably always be enough corporate entities willing to pony up for a spot and charge it off to their marketing spend. The bigger issue for me is all of the f'n 11AM kickoffs which blow, but I guess that's just how its gonna be now that we are in the SEC.
  14. Peterson was a spectacular athlete with few peers that could match his abilities. He's an even bigger moron, just stupid as fuck, and every penny he ever earned was destined to leave his pockets because thats how the world works when people realize how fucking dumb he is.
  15. Same. I'll never get over braves management letting that guy leave. Yeah Olsen is a dude, but Freddie was the Braves. He was my favorite player and seeing him go to the dodgers probably reduced my give a shit for the sport of mlb by about 50%. fucking still pisses me off.
  16. is Klein's first name jebediah?
  17. you can delete this now and only a few people will ever know.
  18. I get it, they weren't horrible pitches and I'd rather my guy go down swinging than getting punched out looking. Edit....Well that last one was questionable to swing at
  19. I think that dude swung at a couple of ball 4's
  20. Oh man......the sports gods have some decisions to make now, lulz.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Yeah, if Kelly decides he wants to keep killing kids in scissor lifts or even torture us every weekend as a TV know-it-all, then due to his contract's offset language its probably cleaner to negotiate a one-time payment, payable now with no future clawbacks. But if he decides to retire because he doesn't want to start someplace new at the age of 64, he should tell LSU to fuck off and keep sending those checks. Or offer to let them pay out the NPV of his contract and give them a small discount to motivate them. But that figure would be a lot closer to $40M than the $20M I keep reading.
  22. That oughta just about do it!
  23. I went my entire life without ever contemplating the phrase Steven Miller's scrotum. And you took that away from me. In other news, it seems like it took less than a year under these numbnuts for our military to start falling apart https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/26/politics/navy-aircraft-crash-south-china-sea
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Bigly. He may get multiple raises just from ole miss this fall/winter alone. Too many jobs open at schools that want to pretend they can win it all, and not nearly enough big hires out there to fill em. I think we see some headscratching shit go down. Should be entertaining, at least Lane's trolling throughout will be.
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