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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    It's also a good way to become a one term governor. Imagine going through all of this pageantry to ultimately end up with Temu boomhauer. Uh....that's not how it works. The reason the contracts spiral out of control is the same reason professional athletes and coaches salaries spiral out of control....there aren't enough of them to go around for all of the schools that think they should be in the mix for a national championship. A large number of the administrators running the show at these ath departments are now making 7 figures themselves. Most of these meatheads aren't willing to risk their own riches on a special teams coach from the MAC conference. The perceived top coaches aren't gonna change jobs for less money.
  2. there's gotta be a better way of answering that question
  3. That's whats so odd about this era of basketball. Rosters can turnover almost completely every year even when the coach is stable. Throw in a new coach and I have no f'n idea what to expect. I'm skeptical about our guard play, but who the fuck knows, maybe Miller finds a way to make these pieces work and some of these guys develop into reliable shooters that work in his system. We have size all over, thats for sure. Its just amusing to me that I cant even speculate in my mind about what its really gonna look like when we open with......Duke, lulz.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Good. He can fuck that dipshit Landry's mistress and remind everyone. This is already fantastic, but if we get Coach O in the mix... But he may be all they can get if they think they can hire a guy for cheap where there will be a dozen gigs open.
  5. They're fucking terrible. Which tells me Atlanta must be a bigger shitpile than I suspected.
  6. It would be worth it just to hear him end his interviews by sizing up the ditsy blond sideline interviewer before guterally mumbling "go beavuhs" with a twinkle in his eye Are you a seat cushion currently located in the head coaches suite?
  7. Huh, I did not realize that. Your post made me go look up the box score. That was a true assbeating. Was great to not even have to really sweat a game 3. https://www.espn.com/college-baseball/boxscore/_/gameId/401445822
  8. Ive been to the Rose Bowl for two UT games vs UCLA (98, 11), the UofM RoseBowl and both National Championship games. Its my favorite stadium to watch a college football game as the tailgating was badass, it can hold a shitload of people and still maintain great sightlines. Moving UCLA games to sofi would be a furthering enshittification of the college game, so it will likely happen. But it would be a huge mistake.
  9. But still more likeable than Bo Pelini.
  10. Fuck this clown too. He's basically telling you that they are already working Trump's shaft and cradling his balls. All that's left is to swallow the gravy. And thats only because he and Davis are arguing over who gets the gravy.
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    Austin FC

    I just found a stream about 4 minutes ago. I'll take the credit
  12. Blotto

    Brian Kelly to L$U

    that would be a win for everybody in this country. well......except LSU fans.
  13. Fucking. Savage.
  14. this yesavage kid is fucking dealing, but he's at 89 pitches. In his brief mlb career, the most he has thrown is 94 so I fear they will pull him. But fuck that, he's not throwing again this year, let the kid come back out and have a guy ready in the pen.
  15. fucking $2M bond for that bullshit. Reminder 247,289 that this country is over.
  16. The real surprise here is that its only 12K customers rather than all of them https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/austin-energy-billing-error/269-067a85ae-e510-4884-ab63-d2ffcb7d84af And shit like this is exactly why the city of austin utilities is one of my bills that I will never put on autopay. I realize they say autopay customers weren't affected............this time.
  17. If he enjoyed his mom getting fucked so much, he's in for a treat with our defense this weekend.
  18. I'm sure he already has.
  19. I guess this thread is as good as any.... Fiserv dumped 44% today when their new CEO pulled guidance. Its also sounding like there may have been some fraudulent growth reporting under the previous CEO. https://www.forbes.com/sites/martinacastellanos/2025/10/29/fiserv-stock-crashes-44-heres-why/ Where is that guy now? Why he's Trump handpicked head of the SSA and CEO of the IRS. His move to the trump admin gave him cover to sell the entirety of his stock, saving him hundreds of millions of dollars. Now all he needs is a pardon from the big guy and he gets away with it. https://archive.ph/9YmL4 I'm sure we have nothing to worry about.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Holy shit....I didn't expect a lot from Louisiana, but this fucking choad is their governor? I'm gonna fucking laugh when Trump actually does get to pick the next coach
  21. And no turnovers. You can handle a turnover here and there from an explosive high ceiling QB, not from a game manager
  22. https://www.on3.com/college/lsu-tigers/news/ed-orgeron-pitches-himself-to-be-next-lsu-head-coach/ I'm surprised he was able to clear his calendar so quickly.
  23. Pretty sweet f'n play. Speaking of "poaching", you gotta believe more than a few coaches in aggyland took notice of that one
  24. Thats like getting an ethics lesson from Bobby Petrino.
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