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Fudge Nuggets

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  1. My latest summons was a few months ago for a drug possession case. Based on the potential juror questioning, it became apparent that the defendant was going to pursue an illegal search defense strategy. He (doing his own defense) asked the pool if we knew anything about physics. Sounded like the cops pulled him over for “speeding” even though it was based only on the cop pacing him. My engineer ass got cut real quick. I was kind of hoping to get picked to see how it all played out especially if it became obvious Deputy Dog fucked up the original stop.
  2. Strike the people that know more about something than anyone else in the room. Great idea.
  3. No wonder the legal system is turbo fucked.
  4. Did Hot Wheels show up with his fake podium panel in front of his sled again? I refuse to watch any of his performative nonsense.
  5. I called him the helo of oil price predictions. He didn't like that.
  6. @rexkramer had his account scrubbed when his old lady decided to ditch him.
  7. I thought the bruin was white?
  8. That judge will be in jail before sundown.
  9. Remember when there were posters that claimed Roberts’ main concern was maintaining the legitimacy of the Supreme Court? They are quiet now.
  10. I turned my alerts off last year when I was awoken at 3:30 in the AM by the loudest damn alert known to man. All because someone near El Paso (I believe, don't remember) took a shot at a cop over there. I'm in the Houston area; not like I'm going to roll out of bed and do anything about it. After the recent tragedy I got to thinking that maybe I ought to turn alerts back on just in case some life-threatening weather situation rolls up; but I forgot to do it. Based on this most recent Blue Alert I'm glad I didn't. We have tornado sirens in the general vicinity so I'll take my chances.
  11. Nah, she was an overpaid figurehead. Hell, she didn’t even receive the turkey baster as far as we know.
  12. Two years? Feels like she’s been there stealing a salary for a decade.
  13. He needs to publicize his international vacation schedule so those of us that value the lives of our kids can get out of the state before the next mass casualty event hits.
  14. 1. “That never happened. You’re spouting fake news.” 2. “What did you have to say about the terrible way radical communist fascist fuckface Biden handled the Afghanistan withdrawal?” 3. Even if I did do it, which I didn’t and would never consider doing, it’s not illegal and there’s no wrongdoing. 4. “Yeah, I fucking did it. So fucking what, cry about it, bitch.”
  15. Because Kerr county is chock full of DEI.
  16. Since we’ve already thrown out the rule of law, despite protestations from the surly legal mafia, might as well ship Comey’s ass off to South Sudan. I will shed no tears for that fucker.
  17. You know how the R's always make up some bullshit then ram it down everyone's throat so often that the rubes and others that don't pay a lot of attention just assume it's true? Well, the dems need to do the same thing with the Elmo / dotard feud. Start posting shit to Elmo like "Look, we know you stole the election... hell, everyone with half a brain knows it. Provide the evidence and testimony that puts dems in control of the House and Senate to a high enough level that we can throw out the dotard and we'll consider not deporting your scummy ass." Put it on repeat on every major social media app known to man forever.
  18. what in the everloving fuck is this shit?
  19. Bwahahaha. Yeah, that’s not going to happen.
  20. I would like more if it would make one shit of difference.
  21. One person's "spineless coward" = DT's "Texas Tough".
  22. If you aren't going to hold it to a standard and the entities know that, then some will go the route of throwing any old shit together into a document and calling it good. See BP using oil spill response plan from Alaska ops as their OSR plan for Gulf of Mexico. Worked out great when Macondo happened.
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