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Parliament

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  1. Farting in the shower. The heat and humidity really bring out the flavor.
  2. So of us believe Russia will need to be starved into quitting. Good news on that front: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/07/28/severe-drought-threatens-25-of-crops-in-russias-agricultural-heartland-a89979
  3. Sry I'm still hung up on how AI can be made better by letting it watch a buncha porn.
  4. At least no holodeck malfunction adventures yet.
  5. So they used porn to teach their AI? Or did they post porn on FB?
  6. Every check TSLA writes Samsung, they should take them straight to the bank and deposit. At some point they're gonna start bouncing.
  7. It's the kinda fan service that only a show runner who reveres the IP would ever think of. The people who wrote that script spent 30 YEARS wondering "is he or isn't he?" They realized they had the power to answer the question themselves.
  8. Send that guy to Top Gun.
  9. "You wanna tilly, Buddy?!" "Let's have a donnybrook!"
  10. Hopefully there's no TACO this time.
  11. I live just south of the red there. Gotta tighten the ratchet straps holding down my trailer.
  12. Plenty of restraint moves/pressure points that woulda put that dipshit on the floor.
  13. "Are those plates Level IV?" "...no..."
  14. God dammit you guys. Nothing related to drones, AI, autonomous should be named with something that starts with "Sky."
  15. Mopar gonna Mopar.
  16. Who was also WAY too close to that guy. Just grab the crowbar from the back of your pickup and beat him until he drops the knife. Let's not overthink this.
  17. Which still doesn't answer the question of why you'd bring a sketchy explosive back to the office. Take it out ot a pasture and shoot it with a .223 or something.
  18. Not sure why, but his death hit me particulary hard. July of 2014 iirc.
  19. Leading with the helmet. 15 yard penalty, automatic first down, player ejected.
  20. All y'uns w/unrusted, 20 yo, Texas pickups can kick rocks. Anything north if I70 would be a washing machine by now.
  21. Mad respect from a Midwesterner 1) They're "H E B", no "Heb." Apologies to those Uvalde people I mispronounced it to. 2) Their original business model was home delivery. (Time is a flat circle.) Back before cars, folks needed their stuff delivered.
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