Everything posted by Parliament
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Somewhat rhetorical. But Russia is historically a wheat exporter. This year they're gonna hafta decide between exporting a lot of wheat for foreign $$$, or keeping domestic food (bread) prices low. History suggests there's a >0% chance they'll export more than they "should" and let their people suffer. And fortunately global wheat prices are not bonkers. Good production elsewhere. So maybe we'll get the best of both worlds. Acceptable food prices elsewhere, and Fuck Russia.
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Earthquake!
Fwiw, that's 3 hours from now.
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Earthquake!
Ie, 3 Tsar Bomba's.
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Earthquake!
Same as any day. I'm sure Russia's 1st world building codes are up to par.
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Earthquake!
How far inland is this thing gonna go?
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Farting in the shower. The heat and humidity really bring out the flavor.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
So of us believe Russia will need to be starved into quitting. Good news on that front: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/07/28/severe-drought-threatens-25-of-crops-in-russias-agricultural-heartland-a89979
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Zuckerberg Inc downloaded and seeded porn FOR YEARS to help feed AI - lawsuit
Sry I'm still hung up on how AI can be made better by letting it watch a buncha porn.
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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
At least no holodeck malfunction adventures yet.
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Zuckerberg Inc downloaded and seeded porn FOR YEARS to help feed AI - lawsuit
How does AI watching porn make AI better?
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Zuckerberg Inc downloaded and seeded porn FOR YEARS to help feed AI - lawsuit
So they used porn to teach their AI? Or did they post porn on FB?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Switzerland, you're on deck.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Kinda racist
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Every check TSLA writes Samsung, they should take them straight to the bank and deposit. At some point they're gonna start bouncing.
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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
It's the kinda fan service that only a show runner who reveres the IP would ever think of. The people who wrote that script spent 30 YEARS wondering "is he or isn't he?" They realized they had the power to answer the question themselves.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Send that guy to Top Gun.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
"You wanna tilly, Buddy?!" "Let's have a donnybrook!"
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Hopefully there's no TACO this time.
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Non-Texas weather. The all-encompassing thread
I live just south of the red there. Gotta tighten the ratchet straps holding down my trailer.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Plenty of restraint moves/pressure points that woulda put that dipshit on the floor.
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The Gun Owner’s thread
"Are those plates Level IV?" "...no..."
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
God dammit you guys. Nothing related to drones, AI, autonomous should be named with something that starts with "Sky."
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Mopar gonna Mopar.
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Mass stabbing at Michigan Walmart
Who was also WAY too close to that guy. Just grab the crowbar from the back of your pickup and beat him until he drops the knife. Let's not overthink this.
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explosion at L.A. Sheriff's facility. At least 3 cops dead
Which still doesn't answer the question of why you'd bring a sketchy explosive back to the office. Take it out ot a pasture and shoot it with a .223 or something.