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Parliament

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  1. So like literally Patient Zero. Great.
  2. January 10
  3. What's a grasshopper?
  4. It was his personal driver. His wife bought it for him, setting up a "Gift of the Magi" deal. He owed big money for taxes, stole that money and was fired for it. All while his wife was buying him that expensive car. You almost laugh when you see it happen. Which I guess is good irony.
  5. If AI cant get those 2 things right, then everything else is in question. Don't use AI. AI sucks.
  6. Better than Six Flags!
  7. Leave him in there until he’s skinny enough to get himself out.
  8. Try that in a small town.
  9. Take your CR shitbagging to the shitbags in the CR.
  10. Parliament

    Landman

    When I was in Dalhart they all drank Coors (pronounced "kurzz") Light. That was many year ago. Might be Ultra today dunno.
  11. How the fuck should I know.
  12. Israel (and presumably the US) are taking out all the former Syrian army’s weapons cache’s. Is Iran gonna supply more? Would anyone else? If not it seems like Syria will settle in to a low intensity conflict with competing war lords?
  13. It’s all plastics nowadays.
  14. How do you “kind of beat” an ass? We need some details here.
  15. “You’re a lousy f*cking softball player, Jack!”
  16. Next round’s on me, Boys!
  17. “If I wanted to lay around with shells on my back I’d be the CEO of United Healthcare.” savage
  18. My CV is my posting history on Surly Horns and its skat porn predecessor.
  19. I’m gonna make a run at her. Wish me luck.
  20. Give them no quarter.
  21. Pro tip: don’t by stuff online. Problem solved.
  22. The guy in charge of sorting this out:
  23. *96 7/8”
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