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Parliament

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  1. Shit-talk on Surly more? I know I would/will.
  2. Where’s the Mexican ship?
  3. I was gonna say he actually looks healthier. Lost some weight and got enough sun he doesn’t literally glow in the dark. Again this goes back to the opportunity he’s blowing. You own a car company that literally greater the genre. Your satellite internet is changing the world. You’ve had at least one 3 way with a movie star and an underwear model. Just lean into that. Close Twitter, take the write off, quit DOGE, move back to Austin and live the dream, Man. Good Lord don’t be so stupid.
  4. Fake. Not enough tattoos and piercings.
  5. Wait that came out wrong.
  6. More direct evidence that dogs need to be eradicated.
  7. Ronin. Again. Likely I’ve posted this a few times already. #noregrets “What do you want for Christmas?” ”My two front teeth.” ”May your wish be granted.” (Steps outside and shoots a guy.)
  8. Leave the IP dormant for 15 years and bring him back. Never underestimate TC.
  9. Oh she backdoor. She backdoor very much.
  10. Will Canadians give it to American tourists?
  11. Not as good as #4, but definitely worth it. The submarine scene. Woof.
  12. Lil Kim’s firing squad gonna get busy.
  13. Manufacturers gonna raise prices $200. #enshittening
  14. I’m gonna go ahead and say that in a fight, Musk is a bleeder with a glass jaw.
  15. Free?
  16. And hope none of your kids are in that unlucky 4% who the vax doesn't help.
  17. Here’s what’s gonna happen. One if these Russian shitbox ships is gonna lose power and/or fuck up it’s anchor. Poland remembers >200 years of history and says, “Never again.” They start shooting, Russia tries to shoot back. Article 5 kicks in. We’ve read that the Scandinavian nations have navies built control the Baltic. They let go of the leash, shit goes down and a buncha Russian shitbox ships get turnt into driftwood. We have the biggest naval battle since the Jutland. https://kyivindependent.com/poland-intercepts-russian-sanctions-evading-ship-near-critical-baltic-power-cable-tusk-says/
  18. Truth is, it doesn’t take much diet and exercise effort to see tangible results. Cut 1-2 things out, do weights-cardio 3 hours a week and all the sudden you’re a ballah.
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