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  1. Sure. I’ll take it.
  2. Ive never had any interaction with them so, no, I don’t know anything.
  3. @surlymermaid
  4. Have you always wanted to watch the horns in High Def but are too poor? Would you like to watch some tits get blown off in the next prez election? This TV is for you. 65 inches of pure erection inducing cinematic pleasure. It does have USB ports and they work. HDMI ports too for even more viewing options. I am moving and this TV is just too good for where I am going. Which is not prison. Yet. It does come with a used fleshlight and remote. This thing rocks. I move on the 26th so don’t be trying to get it today. $200? I do have a Samsung fridge and Samsung W/D to sell. Smoked steel color or some shit. Whatever you see in the reflection is not for sale unless the money is too good to pass up.
  5. Nobody is paying a deductible. Yes Texas changed the law but every roofing company is just like “eh, whatever”. Literally every single one. And PSA for you guys getting a new roof from the storms - wait. Just wait. It will never be more expensive than it is within 30 days after a storm and all the roofers from a 1000 mile radius are attacking your area. They will all ask what your insurance check was and then say “that’s fine, I’ll do it for that”. Unless you have massive damage, just wait until the chaos is over and get it done by a local roofer.
  6. Correct
  7. Which part? Where her tits got blown off?
  8. Lolz. Let’s clean up the language on Surly should go over real well. Much worse is all over this board. Go bitch about that. Sorry your party picked a shit candidate and her tits got blown off.
  9. No shit. Trump fucking won and he has zero experience in anything other than marrying hot chicks and ruining casinos. If Michelle had run against Trump we could very well be looking at a different president. Pancho thinks everyone is at the library checking out what the candidates did at the AG’s office or some shit. Nobody cares anymore.
  10. Romney got his dick blown off. Like it’s gone. Obama smoked him. I don’t know - I hope they do.
  11. Hmmm, I think there are plenty of Black women that would make great candidates. Michelle Obama is one. Condoleeza Rice is another. Shit put them against one another - I’d love that. Stop trying to make this about race. When I have 40 hours to wade through the prez election thread I’ll find the sentiment. It’s there. You’re wrong. Obama vs Rice 2028. Let’s make it happen.
  12. That’s how I remember it. But let’s say it wasn’t quite that. Let’s say it was “she has a great chance against Trump, she’s smart, she’s articulate, she appeals to Xyz voters, etc”. Fair? She got her tits blown square off. They still haven’t been found. Think Florida vs Nebraska for the national title. That was Harris v Trump. No more tits. If AOC runs? Oklahoma vs Aggy 77-0: no more body parts. Dems gotta find someone normal.
  13. What is going on with the dude/dudette in black on the right?
  14. Man remember when Kamala entered the race and the entire thread was like “we win! She’s amazing! Trumps done!” I remember that nonsense. Then she got her tits blown off - and by blown off I mean blown the fuck off. Now AOC is being mentioned? WTF? If you think you’ve seen a lady get her tits blown off in a presidential election - run AOC and watch the tits, Ankles, elbows, and ass get blown the fuck off.
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