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  1. Jumpman Jr. is still one of my favorite games.
  2. The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, 'cause of the echo.
  3. What gets me is how many brown people voted for this. Ummmm, they want you to be deported as well you idiot.
  4. It's also considered a delicacy to the locals.
  5. Maybe the people who aren't saving should pull themselves up by the bootstraps. It would probably work better than electing a failed businessman President of the United States.
  6. Although I hate to judge before all the facts are in, between this and the Texas map fiasco, it's beginning to look like, uh, Trump is not using the brightest attorneys.
  7. The preliminary statement alone! Whiny fucking bitch doesn't even cut it.
  8. It's fucking WILD. Never seen anything like it. Maybe we need mental health tests for our judges.
  9. One of the benefits of the second amendment is we will never have a King in this country.
  10. It's the glue that binds us as a nation.
  11. Jesus fucking Christ how do these people look at themselves in the mirror. I would kill myself to put an end to the shame.
  12. If the U.S. Supreme Court rules the tariffs are illegal, then Trump will blame them for not giving out the $2,000 dividend.
  13. Donald Trump's biggest gift is understanding that if you tell Americans you're a successful businessman who can solve their problems, they will believe you on faith alone.
  14. How can one physically stand by something intangible? The Supreme Court will rule this is perjury per se.
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