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Bookman

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Everything posted by Bookman

  1. Dolphins must be playing video games.
  2. That's because Austin is far, far superior to San Antonio.
  3. He just has to say all that happened under Obama and 40% of this country will believe him.
  4. I'm not saying anything about her personally. She never had a chance and she never campaigned. If I were a political party, my basic strategy would be to nominate someone who has a chance and then spend time campaigning.
  5. It would help if Democrats would nominate someone other than Lupe Valdez.
  6. Bookman replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    I got it. The flop was J-J-2. Turn was a 2. River was a J.
  7. There's nobody for us to blame but ourselves. We're the ones voting in these motherfuckers.
  8. A friend of mine has a seven year-old niece. She asked her to buy her a purple gun that shoots 5 bullets at a time so she'll be safe at school.
  9. Bookman replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    Did the J come on the turn or the river?
  10. Why don't we arm all schoolchildren? If they have First Amendment rights they have Second Amendment rights as well. Nothing in the Second Amendment that says the right to keep and bear arms only matures at age 18.
  11. The governor should just stay the fuck out of this and stay out of Uvalde.
  12. I saw him once, in 2016. He sounded great and played for like three and a half hours.
  13. On Saturday, Bright Eyes put on a great show in Austin. On Monday, Conor Oberst walks off the stage in Houston after two songs. https://pitchfork.com/news/conor-oberst-abruptly-walks-out-at-bright-eyes-show-prompting-cancellation-and-refunds/.
  14. Nobody in this country can pronounce my name. It's not that hard.
  15. Hang 'em.
  16. Bookman replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    Did he have A-A or A-T?
  17. This is not a serious response. I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
  18. I'm a serious person, and it may or may not be true, but I don't find this to be at all obvious. Do you have some authority?
  19. Yeah, when they announced it years ago they said it was going to be a horror movie.
  20. Pussies. Why y'all even using air conditioning?
  21. Bookman replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Things got a little out of hand. It's just -- its just this war and that lying son-of-a-bitch Johnson!
  22. Delete post. Ban poster.
  23. Bookman replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    I have an etiquette question. I was in a home game with complete strangers. One guy was a bit older (60+) and obviously had bad eyesight. A few times, when I wasn't in the hand, I read the board to him because he clearly had difficulty seeing it, even though they were jumbo Copag cards and he was in the middle of the table. One time he called a river bet and said "I didn't see the flush." Fast forward an hour or two, and the older guy raised preflop, bet the flop and turn in position, and then faced a river donk jam on a four-heart board. He called, his opponent said "straight, do you have a flush?" He said "no" and maybe he mucked his hand but right in front of him. I did not think he had mucked, and I said "You don't have a heart?" He checked and he did, indeed, have a flush. His opponent threw a fit, saying he had already mucked. Maybe he did or didn't, but the guy was mad at me for saying anything. Did I breach etiquette there? What if I had said something like "there are four hearts out there"?
  24. The new Bronco looks like a Jeep.
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