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hayden_horn

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  1. Run out of ivermectin, put some water in the jar, more 'mectin! /chrisrockbitcometolife
  2. I'm curious why you say that. I'm missing something. Why would those emails/ texts not be in discovery for her deposition/ testimony, and be used by opposing counsel to shoot it to hell?
  3. I think because it is the only piece of leverage they've had over him. I think they thought that could bring trump to heel but they seemed to have forgotten that he actually had no shame, and this term is hyperspeed plaid ludicrous speed shit so you've even got the true believers mtg and boebert turning on him.
  4. it is the one thing the qanon freaks have latched into and won't let go. I'm gonna guess that biden knew some Democratic names on that list and slow played it because of course trump can't win again after all that right?
  5. it's the dismal tide
  6. Well let me tell you about 4 am pizza wrapped shawarma in Amsterdam. Just like you describe I felt like i left the earth. But arguably i had left the earth way before that.
  7. Yes I voted yes on 1, 4, 10, and 14. Sue me, my mom died of alzheimers.
  8. Until now, which is when they fucking should
  9. I'm starting to think flay has banged mike v several times
  10. yes Brooke is his current squeeze. Which makes the whole show a little gross
  11. Goddamn I keep forgetting who it was who captioned a picture of miller with the caption: "Mmm, that spider looks almost big enough to eat" Cracks me up to this day
  12. looks like some bathfitter bullshit
  13. when my hispanic wife and I were just boy and girlfriend, in the early aughts, we went on a 3 week grand tour thanks to her dad financing two tickets to Europe for graduating college. Anyways way too much detail. We started in London and left from Frankfurt with many stops in between. Anyways, we made it to Nuremberg, saw the courtroom where the trial was held (surreal af), and we'd visited dachau and auschwitz on the trip and it was all a bit heavy. Then we see a Mexican restaurant right in the middle of Nuremberg with a sign advertising margarita specials. Goddamn did we need a margarita, some enchiladas. The margaritas were fucking terrible so we had like a dozen because we fucking needed them. We were 22. Everything was terrible. But we were 22 and ate all of it. Anyways, I had a great feeling i was going to get laid that night but we got back to the hotel, my wife bought a snickers and threw that up and passed out Fin. F Nuremberg
  14. man some of yall really fell for the schtick of the Chick-fil-A cows
  15. my grandmother's cookbook from the 30s had a recipe for roasted squab. plenty of game around austin
  16. animal farm is about old macdonald, etc
  17. all fair enough. but i don't remember the last time an oil change at a valvoline or a 5 minute oil place took me more than a half hour. the dealership is a time suck, and on topic for enshittification. you go to the dealership, and it's upsell upsell upsell. oh, we noticed it's time for an ac treatment for $450, gtfo. think you need some blinker juice for $650, fuck your own face
  18. And it's not even cost effective at all
  19. Yeah I saw full metal jacket when I was around 10 or 11. Definitely formative when watching it at my uncle's house who was a Vietnam vet.
  20. Bitches leave
  21. Oh, a carrier? Totally normal
  22. too soon TOO SOON
  23. Yeah I got that mail this afternoon. It was...underwhelming
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