so, I uh have this theory.
I think elon might be on drugs
NOW HEAR ME OUT
I think elon got on drugs long ago. right? rich white south African does drugs...news at 11 whatever
but then there's grimes. she fucked up his world with sex, drugs (but the real bark like a dog, bitch drugs), and whatever she calls her music. (yall know this theory of mine if you've been around)
the problem is that she stepped on some childhood trigger. I reckon it was a sex trigger that turned into a drugs OH MY GOD SEX IS SO MUCH BETTER ON DRUGS situation, which then turned into a OH MY GOD THESE DRUGS ARE TELLING ME WHAT A VISIONARY I AM; FUCK; I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE situation. I also think she got him some drugs that he's never heard of and they blew his mind.
problem is, you gotta come down.
that's when the self preservation kicks in. OH FUCK WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT; you know it: we've all been there. Elon doesn't have that.
elon sees the future. he'll tell you. the problem is, the sober him sees the x fail and the future tesla crater (due to inflated stock prices due to: 1) weird market dynamics that don't make sense that he doesn't understand but loves, 2) tesla benefiting from selling ev vehicles and carbon offsets as a result (seriously, look it up, this will be the ultimate cause of the tsla crash), 3) a weird cult of personality related to Twitter and tesla and spacex as though he is Stalin (OH SHIT I MAY BE CLOSE TO FIGURING IT OUT), and he understands that there is no way out of the trap he's invented for himself.
He's never had to face internal failure, so he seeks external sources for the feel good success feels.
Enter donald trump v2. V1 was not elon friendly but this v2 version might just be his exit stage wherever
so he jumps up and down did this clown because he didn't want to be the clown himself.
God the irony
Also I'm massively high. The irony