Everything posted by hayden_horn
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
when my hispanic wife and I were just boy and girlfriend, in the early aughts, we went on a 3 week grand tour thanks to her dad financing two tickets to Europe for graduating college. Anyways way too much detail. We started in London and left from Frankfurt with many stops in between. Anyways, we made it to Nuremberg, saw the courtroom where the trial was held (surreal af), and we'd visited dachau and auschwitz on the trip and it was all a bit heavy. Then we see a Mexican restaurant right in the middle of Nuremberg with a sign advertising margarita specials. Goddamn did we need a margarita, some enchiladas. The margaritas were fucking terrible so we had like a dozen because we fucking needed them. We were 22. Everything was terrible. But we were 22 and ate all of it. Anyways, I had a great feeling i was going to get laid that night but we got back to the hotel, my wife bought a snickers and threw that up and passed out Fin. F Nuremberg
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
man some of yall really fell for the schtick of the Chick-fil-A cows
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
my grandmother's cookbook from the 30s had a recipe for roasted squab. plenty of game around austin
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Louisiana state troopers imo
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
animal farm is about old macdonald, etc
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
all fair enough. but i don't remember the last time an oil change at a valvoline or a 5 minute oil place took me more than a half hour. the dealership is a time suck, and on topic for enshittification. you go to the dealership, and it's upsell upsell upsell. oh, we noticed it's time for an ac treatment for $450, gtfo. think you need some blinker juice for $650, fuck your own face
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
And it's not even cost effective at all
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Trump’s America
Yeah I saw full metal jacket when I was around 10 or 11. Definitely formative when watching it at my uncle's house who was a Vietnam vet.
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Trump’s America
Bitches leave
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Trumps War on Everything
Oh, a carrier? Totally normal
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
too soon TOO SOON
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Yeah I got that mail this afternoon. It was...underwhelming
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Trump’s America
They don't care. They are just lying knowingly with a wink and a smile about fucking everything
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Rewatch of Deadwood
Could you have been born, richardson, and not egg hatched as I've always assumed?
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Trump’s America
It's almost like he's following a formula. Who is his Alfred speer?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
well, bless your heart
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comedy is in a weird place right now
it really is. bill burr and all them can get fucked though. he was top of my list, I thought drop dead years was hilarious. but never again my dude. hope that saudi money was worth it.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
to this day, hottest women i ever beheld were bartenders in nagoya: twin female half-argentine, half Japanese. Holy shit they had the absolute best from both cultures.
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Austin ISD School Consolidation
I mean, the district wouldn't be in these straits if they weren't losing $800m yo recapture. I'll bring the link later but I read that austin provides 20% of all recapture for the state. I'm not always a fan of how the district conducts its business, nor really even often, but they are trying to win a one on one pot with a 7-2. The state has set aisd up for failure
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Abbott being Abbott
Negged Negged Posrep Negged
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Trump’s America
hey I didn't say fuck MY feelings!
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Trump’s America
so uh hey is it maybe time to start talking about the mental capabilities and capacity of the president? I mean, we all were so super excited to throw biden and his team under the bus WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING <inhales> I mean whatever fuck it
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
that's what I'd do
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Trump’s America
if you ever played knights of the old republic as a dark sider, it's weird how you can see the effects the evil is having on these folks even as they willingly submit. every woman for sure that has entered trump's orbit has a complete changeaface. Usually plastic but certainly also exhaustion from pumping the fucking bilge all the fucking time.
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Trump’s America
or they are paid to let it go. I'll let you decide for yourself why miller can go on cnn and make sweeping claims of power without any pushback.