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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. I think females of reproductive age don't have the luxury of ignoring the bullshit
  2. Man that Hilter was a pretty, pretty good dude
  3. Can I offer a second-hand account? This morning on NPR, a rural oil & gas Pennsylvania dude predictably said he's voting Trump. Apart from getting rid of onerous red tape related to fracking, he said it's because of American values of self-determination: "The right to be a Christian nation." Oh, THAT kind of self- (and other-) determination.
  4. I recently saw the guy who made "Cop Killer" on a box of Cheerios.
  5. Lol that "less federal funding" is one of this maga's crying points about not having more teen births.
  6. That Sheehy guy is a total cunt, entirely unlikeable, not to mention a weird liar and outsider. The fuck.
  7. In my opinion, a primary strategy of the largely astro-turfed transgender panic agenda is to divide women against each other... to dampen women's growing turn away from Republicans and their crusade against reproductive rights.
  8. All I see from R party ads is transgender panic. Like that's seriously all they offer, and they tie it to prisoners and kids, whatever random shit. Just bizarre. Guess that must poll well with the terrified snowflakes.
  9. Reminds me of an article I read where a guy in El Paso said he voted once, for a democrat, and "nothing changed." So obviously never vote again, I guess? WTF
  10. Sc SCOTUS: We limit our holdings to the particular facts and legal questions before us... the plaintiff was Trump and the case regarded his misdeeds, so don't stretch it to cover Biden.
  11. The thing is, how can the state Supreme Court rule against him even if it were inclined to based on the law, now that they know he can and will just primary any of them next go-round -- as he did to the Ct. of Criminal Appeals judges who ruled against him??
  12. What a ghoulish couple there. Should be more likely to induce vomit than votes.
  13. Ok but why wouldn't Stein's campaign sit on this until tomorrow just to be sure no dropping out??
  14. I couldn't even work my way through all the corruption detailed in that article. It's incredible how this shithead has gotten away with everything so far.
  15. Greg, why don't you go after the white supremacist gangs that deal meth all throughout the state? Haven't heard of a single initiative on that. So pathetically transparent
  16. I work a few-ish blocks from there when I'm in-office M-W, but haven't been in years. Would love to meet up for a happy hour, lunch, or whatever. I wonder if they still have the Mars Attacks pinball game up there. This really used to be my place. Anyway, hit me up for real, if you want:)
  17. And what fucking judge or judges signed off on the warrants as showing probable cause? The corruption runs deep.
  18. I harbored a suspicion about QE just based on SOUTHLAKE fuckin' CARROLL being what it is, and his look, and just tried not to think about it. But I don't know why Arch would be maga.. seems like his upbringing would have been less provincial
  19. Mrs. Shelton? She took care of me too! Smoked in bed and had her dentures on the bedside table.
  20. Was going to say original lineup Journey doing Don't Stop Believing. Then remembered Jonathan Cain(?) is a magat. Womp womp
  21. T minus 0 until the R's disparage and mock Gus Walz? And a certain segment puts out "We're not going black?" It's a matter of time.
  22. Man... Michigan seems like a super weird state to me as far as a Northern state. I admit I don't know all of its background but all the militia and regressive confederate shit alongside normal people...why?
  23. that sounds fucking great. Not everyone wants load of processed fatty, greasy "meat product" Although I do find the super-specific regional food smack talk a bit .. weird. Flyover country indeed.
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