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Born to Run

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  1. It's literally like a spike to your brain amirite?
  2. My annus mirabilis was one time my ladyfriend and I were engaged in coitus in a hotel room after a few cocktails. Starting eating her out in 69, she came hard for a very long time, and her butthole starting contracting. It must have winked at me for a solid minute. Stunning sight.
  3. That caravan makes me so mad I left extra heavy bro.
  4. Some asshole had Fox on two tvs at my gym today. I glanced at the Chryon a few times. Covering important news of the day as always: Hunter Biden, Migrant crossing footage, and Chicago Crime. The classics. How anyone can watch this shit is beyond me. How anyone can turn two TVs to Fox and not feel foolish or like an idiot blows my mind.
  5. La piñata tiene caca… tiene caca… cacahuates de a montón
  6. West Austin Drivers are the worst and we really enjoy killing eachother in horrific fashion. Worst anywhere I've ever lived. It's insane out here.
  7. For years people bitch about Austin Sports radio. Then changes are made and it always gets Worse.
  8. Looks like Suburban Ninja? That sucks.
  9. I grew my hair out during the pandemic, and it just made my homies more annoyed when I out shout them at ths Dove lease or at the range. I may meditate or do yoga next time and just really go full libtard.
  10. Rye till I die; why ask why. People that prefer pretzels ain't right. Cumbrellas. God bless the whores.
  11. You sound like you need a little hill country, maybe some of that ol top down...
  12. I saw Pat Green at a lot of places not by design, CBB, Gruene, the Austin Rodeo etc. Whichever one of you Assholes that is responsible for rearranging his face in Padre should take a bow. Bravo. Do not equate PG and Cory Morrow. Cory is great people especially since sober. Nice approachable humble guy just a little high on Jesus juice but super kind.
  13. You should go cap off those sprinkler heads. Takes a couple minutes and when shit starts dieing they might actually call the irrigation guy.
  14. Cause in the 69 his humpty nose tickled her rear.
  15. It was an epoch of washing your sister.
  16. Skied and Rode Santa Fe a gazillion days since College in the early 90s. Love that place on a powder day/ storm event. Keep going back; if it sucks we just head on to Wolf Creek.
  17. Wrapped up West coast escape the blast furnace for a month with 6 days on Kodiak Island. Fantastic weather! even swam one day in the strait after we had full boxes. Not my dream trip but it was amazing bottom fishing with a great group of friends and family. Me and the boy are bringing back 200lbs of Halibut, Ling Cod, yellow eye, black sea bass, and silvers. Hoping to go back next year for river and hike in fishing. Amazing place. Outdoor workout Friday morning is going to suck
  18. Echo 5. So my piss sounds echo with maximum volume.
  19. 64 in Larsen Bay Alaska for the high today; pretty hot so I went for a swim. Are jeans too much for the flight back later this week Has it cooled off in Texas yet?
  20. Discretion may have been a prudent mindset given your mindset down to your toes.
  21. In the family lexicon. Inside our buttholes.
  22. Is that some Eastern thing, Man?
  23. That's on you homie. My kid is forced to rock wired headphones. And he has nice shit otherwise.
  24. I love watching skiing whenever it's on at a bar. Especially if on a ski trip. I'd never watch bowling. Even at the lanes. I'd wager a beer you are wrong.
  25. Blockage with extreme prejudice for that clown. Diarrhea fountain of bad takes if iirc. Don't quote him either. I have a low enough opinion of my fellow man without willfully reading stupid shit.
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